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12 Life Lessons We All Learned Our Freshman Year Of College

Words to the sorta wise. Get your head back in the game and get everything to have your best year ever from Target.

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1. Choose friends who will support and love you no matter what!


Ain't nobody got time for fake friends.

2. Free food is all around you. Take advantage if you're running low on funds.


Like at networking events or club events... any kind of event, really!

3. But just because it's "all you can eat" doesn't mean you should eat it all.


#realtalk: Try your best to avoid the unavoidable freshman 15.

4. Procrastination is an incurable affliction.


Just learn from your mistakes, okay?

5. All-nighters are never a good idea.


You will learn this the hard way.

6. Everyone has to kiss a few frogs (camels?) before they find their Prince Charming.

7. Just try not to lead anyone on along the way.


It'll be worse for you when you have to dig for excuses to bail when the weekend rolls around.

8. Don't party too hard too often.


Your liver will definitely thank you. Just think of all the time you'll have to do other stuff when you're not spending it hungover!

9. You'll find out who your true friends are around exam time when you're an absolute maniac.

10. Laundry isn't this magical thing that somehow manages to do itself.


Wingardium Laundriosa...?

11. 8 a.m. classes aren't so bad... LOL JK!


Cross your fingers for those coveted afternoon time slots.

12. The friendships you make at college will last for the rest of your life.


Cherish them, baby!

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