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22 One-Liners From “The Golden Girls” That’ll Make You Laugh Every Time

"Like I'm the only person who ever mixed a margarita in a sailor's mouth."

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1. When Blanche finished this iconic saying in her own special way:

2. When Dorothy pulled this savage AF prank on Blanche:

3. When Sophia wasn't afraid to tell Dorothy the harsh truth:

4. When Dorothy served this brutal truth:

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5. When Sophia didn't miss a beat and told Blanche exactly what she thought of her outfit:

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6. When Dorothy had zero time for Rose's stupid questions:

7. When Sophia had this FIRE comeback:

8. When Dorothy threw shade at Blanche's family history:

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9. And when Dorothy was all of us getting ready for a date:

10. When Rose finally stood up to Blanche with this epic burn:

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11. When Sophia perfectly described your relationship with food:

12. When Blanche showed her true colors:

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13. When Sophia took her sexual frustration out on Rose:

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14. When Dorothy wasn't afraid to put Blanche in her place:

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15. And when even Rose's first impression of Blanche was on point:

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16. When Blanche was the ultimate spirit guide:

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17. When Rose's St. Olaf roots got the best of her:

18. When Dorothy had enough of Blanche's crazy sexcapades:

19. When Blanche's beauty sleep was disrupted by a phone call:

20. When Rose subtly called Blanche out on her figure:

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21. When Rose's naïve personality shined as bright as ever:

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22. And when Blanche said exactly what we were all thinking: