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This is the ultimate pizza, you win the comments section.

Having to chose between rose gold or plants tho ?

I’ve asked a person or two how long it was for their tattoo to be completed (one sitting, multiple sessions, etc) had no idea that was rude? Just honestly curious, as someone who has a few small ones myself and was admiring the work and such ?‍♀️

It’s not a dip, but I will squeeze lemon and dash tapatio on my popcorn sometimes. It does make it disintegrate a little, but so worth it.

Is this Ross Geller?

I rated traffic cones a 5, kept scrolling, then literally went back to lower the score because I remembered the anxiety I get while driving thinking I’m going to knock one over and drag it a half mile. Two for you, traffic cone.

I’m kind of doing this backwards, because I’ve been a self-employed jewelry designer (@shopspiffing on insta!) for 7 years, and I’ve recently been taking temp-day jobs as side hustles to make ends meet. One of the best pieces of advice in managing my time and productivity - WRITE… Read More

I've put ice in unchilled white wine out of desperation and obviously followed that up with a joke about feeling like a white trash stepmom.

Everything about this what I needed right now. To laugh so, SO hard after the last few days of such high-strung emotions. Thank you Nick Offerman!

I don't know why it's a bad thing to be a hipster? Enjoying "trendy" things doesn't mean you are completely devoid of original thought. It's cultural unity. I have a Harry Potter tattoo that not only means a lot to me but creates an instant bond when someone sees it and we have a… Read More