The U.S. Women won their third World Cup on 4th of July weekend and set a ton of records and it was so American it almost hurt. These are some feels we all felt on Sunday.
"Does Malcom Butler still get Tom Brady's MVP truck?"
Everyone knows you can't be that good without cheating. Except for the Yankees. And MJ. And the Spurs. And Kobe. And Joe Montana. And the Montreal Canadiens. And Michael Phelps.