1.
When you relate more to raccoons than people:
2.
When you're following what's going on with Trump across the border:
3.
And when you just... don't... get it:
4.
When it's still snowing in May, but you're just grateful:
5.
When there is conflict between the U.S. and U.K. and you don't know whose side you're on:
6.
But, like, you're still always on the sidelines watching:
7.
When you went through your angsty Avril phase:
8.
When Americans do THAT THING EVERY TIME:
9.
When you're legitimately afraid:
10.
When you imagine what kind of wife you would be:
11.
...What kind of parent you would be:
12.
... And what your rap moniker would be:
13.
When you are being resourceful:
14.
When you meet other Canadians abroad:
15.
When you're abroad and anytime anything tangentially related to your home country is brought up:
16.
When you come across American currency:
17.
When you know the country's real queen is Sandra Oh:
