39 Wonderful Things That Are So Canada
From far and wide, we stand on guard for thee-se things.
1. Beautiful Bubbles Inside an Aero Bar
2. Bagged Milk
Yes, kinda strange, but they're more eco-friendly and can be frozen and stored for longer periods of time. SO WHO'S WEIRD NOW.
3. Lounette and Molly from The Big Comfy Couch
Inspiring speedy cleanups everywhere since 1992.
4. The Famous (or Infamous) Tuxedo
...which inspired one of the great fashion moments in pop-culture history.
5. BeaverTail Pastries that Look Adorably and Deliciously Like Beaver Tails
Good enough for Obama, good enough for the world.
6. The Red Green Show
7. Canadian Tire Money
That you can actually use to buy things.
8. Tim Hortons and Beautiful Balls of Timbits
Did somebody say "RRRROLL UP THE RIM?"
9. Braceface
10. Praising the Almighty Moose
A majestic creature with so much natural grace.
11. Poutine
Classic, or avec bacon, the optional and necessary ingredient.
12. Drake's $100 USD ($103 CAD) Smile
13. Degrassi: The Next Generation
14. DEGRASSI DOING #STARBUCKSDRAKEHANDS
15. The Rachel McAdams + Ryan Gosling 4ever Fantasy
We must remain hopeful.
16. Anything Edible À La Maple Syrup
And most importantly, the maple lolli.
17. Kraft Dinners
AKA "KD's"
18. Putting Coins Inside of Other Coins and Giving It a Badass Name
19. Steve Nash
20. Early 2000s Sk8r Avril Lavigne
And tiny chains hanging off of your pants.
21. Ketchup Chips
22. Universal Health Care
Enough said.
23. Still Listening to Our Lady Peace
24. The Crispest Apples on Earth
25. Tobogganing
26. Nanaimo Bars
27. Making a Family Trip to the Aviation Museum
28. Efficiently Bundling and Stacking Logs
29. Any Excuse to Protest
These creative Montreal residents are baiting the police with doughnuts.
30. Kind of Pointless but VERY SMOOTH Souvenir Pebbles
31. Michael J. Fox
32. Watching the Zamboni During Hockey Game Breaks
33. Unique Expressions of Patriotism
34. Colin Mochrie from Whose Line Is It Anyway?
One of the funniest (if not the funniest) original cast members of the improvised TV show.
35. Knowing When to Appropriately Use This Word:
E.g., "It's nice weather, eh?"
NOT: [insert any phrase here and tag "eh" at the end and thinking you're so witty for mocking Canadians]
36. Drinking Native Brews
37. Complete Adoration For Baby Seals
Inspiring the most popular and cuddly stuffed animal in Canada.
38. Rupert, The Very Rational Bear
39. And BEING POLITE
Sorry not sorry. No, wait. Excuse me, pardon, we are sincerely sorry.