Which Strain Of Weed Are You?
A unique blend of 75% OG and 25% Sour Diesel, you are truly something special. Not only do you put people at ease, but your positive energy can send some good ass cerebral vibes. You have all the attractive attributes that make people vie for your company. Thanks for being a great person. More people should smoke you.
At first hit, this strain sends a harmless haze over its victims. But the ultra potent strain will immediately cut that mellow with a BATTY HEAD-THROBBING intensity. Like yogi diesel, you've got a chill shell with a super duper freaky core.
At 22% THC, you get shit done. As a nearly pure cannabis strain, you are an honest, what-you-see-is-what-you-get kinda person. No, you're not looking for any ephemeral experiences. You want to go from zero to stoner hero. Fast.
You are a no-bullshit Capital-O Capital-G. At nearly 26% THC (and a mysterious mix of strains), you're always the wild card. Will you go to church high? Possibly. Will you run ass-naked through a school bonfire? Probably.
Like the strain, you are through-and-through a West Coast cat and Cali connect. But people shouldn't get it twisted: you are a manic multi-tasker who lives life at a rapid pace. At any given time, you're doing 39 things. At any given moment, you're ready.
You're one of the most popular and potent strains: you're well-liked, a people-pleaser, and you tend to bring everyone together. You are Yoda. And Yoda was probably a pothead.
Cookies are a fine blend of sweet and spice: OG Kush, Cherry Kush, Durban Poison, and Grand Daddy Purp. You're sweet but not nice, you're cordial but not polite, you play fair but not always clean. We're friendly but we're not friends.
You're popular, you're a crowd-pleaser, and everyone should have you in their lives. Your great attitude sends people to a state of euphoria and calm and, most importantly, you're hella sexy: look at those hues of green and purple frosted all over you. You're beautiful, don't ever change.
CHEESES ARE EXTREMELY STRONG. YOU ARE AGGRESSIVE, BLISSFUL, ADVENTUROUS, AND SPONTANEOUS. YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE OUT LOUD AND IN CONSTANT CAPSLOCK. At times, you even smell like cheese. In the best way possible.