Are You Actually A Shitty Canadian French Speaker?

Oui, "Canadian French" speakers would be fucked. (But if you're wondering, or you're actually a fluent speaker, the factually correct answer is passé composé: "j'ai pris un selfie.")

You ne sais pas much, but you definitely sais pas forever how to ask to use the washroom. (And yes, the correct French translation is "frustré.")

*PANICS* IT COULD BE? IDK I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ANYMORE I'M SORRY MADAME. ("Retourner" is in fact one of the verbs you were forced to memorize once-upon-a-time.)

You know at least THAT much — "C" is not even one of the acronyms in DR MRS VANDERTRAMP. If you still couldn't figure that out, we are all truly sorry for you.

You're not trop sure about the others, but you know Beyoncé sure does have an accent aigu in French AND English. (But yes, the rest of the words are all correct and all in fact require the accent in French.)

Yes, "phoque" is "seal" in French, but you've been shamefully giggling about it since you were 12.

Excellente! See? All those "wasteful" years of required classes and Immersion are worth something!