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The 18 Most WTF Jaden And Willow Smith Moments Of 2014

They are on a higher plane of existence. Or just in an alternative one. Who knows anything an y mo ore eeeeee e e e e; 5 3 4 2 1.

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1. When they had a fixation with crystals — sorry, "orgonite pyramids".

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3. And then they were photographed making their own pyramids, which had people speculating they were in a cult or the Illuminati.

Jaden and Willow making Orgonite thingos lol

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Jaden and Willow making Orgonite thingos lol

4:43 AM - 16 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. When a source said Jaden and Willow are so "obsessed" with snakes and that they even sleep with them at night.

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"[Willow] has 10 sleeping in her room", this source said. As easily unbelievable this is is just as easily believable it is.

6. When Willow wrote about love on "Summer Fling" and showed us what it looked like. At 12 years old.

"You know, it was nice to see you tonight ... I miss you, you know, we could call each other soon. You know, it was nice, the summer fling," she diaries in the music video in a BRITISH ACCENT.

7. When both their black & white shirtless photos became such a source of controversy this year.

They both co-signed some cryptic photos that kept us talking: First, when 20-year-old actor Moises Arias posted an Instagram of himself with 13-year-old Willow in bed (which had a lot of people upset and was later deleted), and then when a shirtless Jaden cozied with "just friends" Kylie Jenner.

8. When Jaden showed up at the Kimye wedding in an "Albino Batman" costume.

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Such LOL. Much next level.

10. When Jaden dropped a super somber, very deep, crazy emotional track through Willow's Soundcloud account.

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His JT-sampled track called "Blue Ocean" has some profound lyrics:

"Man, I Met A Girl At Coachella/
I Like Her But You Know I Couldn’t Tell Her/
Cause She Has Her Own Fella/
And I Met Her Blow Dealer/
He Told He He Was A Whole Seller/
And I’m Fly As Propellers/
And iI’s Rainin’ Umbrellas”

“He’s The One With The Misfit Shirt With The Eyes
And Your Eyes Are Looking At Me With Such A Deep Surprise”

11. And then that Jaden Smith track got a Jaden Smith music video treatment. The visuals are just as obscure as the song.

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12. When Jaden dropped his surprise album The Cool Cafe: Cool Tape Vol. 1 via his own iTunes app "The Jaden Experience".

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13. When he spent the entire year campaigning against education. Because higher learning is done outside of the classroom.

School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth.

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

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If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

2:45 PM - 13 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. And when we are all made to question our basic understanding of existential acute awareness of the self every time his thumbs touch Twitter.

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

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If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

7:23 PM - 12 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

You Do Not Know Who You Are Or Why Your Here So When You See Someone Who Dose The Society Comes Together As A Whole And Destroys Them.

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You Do Not Know Who You Are Or Why Your Here So When You See Someone Who Dose The Society Comes Together As A Whole And Destroys Them.

8:42 PM - 07 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Don't Worry Bae I'll Talk To You About SpaceTime Over FaceTime.

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Don't Worry Bae I'll Talk To You About SpaceTime Over FaceTime.

3:36 PM - 16 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

The Moment That Truth Is Organized It Becomes A Lie.

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The Moment That Truth Is Organized It Becomes A Lie.

1:56 AM - 05 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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