Oh, your roommate will be on vacation? For several consecutive days? And you will have the dwelling all to yourself?
"Aww, miss you." But don't mind if you just:
1. Depants immediately.
2. And live in your skivvies for the week.
3. Ditch all customs and demarcations of human civilization. Dinner in a flower vase? You go for it.
4. Because you won't have to do dishes until the the very night before they come home!
5. OR, alternatively, if you do clean while they're gone, you get to live in all of the cleanliness without anyone messing it up!
6. DEROBE. YOU CAN LIVE IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION AND FOR ALL CIRCUMSTANCES :
7. Cooking — NAKED.
8. Going to bed — NAKED.
9. Just walking around, grabbing a snack — NAKED.
10. Getting in the shower — NAKED.
11. Getting out of the shower — NAKED, SANS A TOWEL. DON'T NEED IT.
12. Play music. Any genre, at any volume, at any point.
13. Which means DANCE PARTY. ATTENDANTS: YOU. DRESS CODE: NAKED.
Sometimes when my roommate is gone I like to crank my jams and get down with my bad self