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25 Things That Don't Mean Anything If You've Never Rolled Up The Rim

May the odds be never in your favour.

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It's time, Canada!

Which means...

1. For this season, Tims > S*bucks.

2. Preparations are in place.

3. Every cup has the potential to b— is a car.

4. Every cup.

5. Meanwhile, Tims employees:

6. LOOPHOLES! SWISH.

7. Reality.

8. Odds.

9. Getting the L's, and getting used to it.

10. Friendships are at stake.

11. No.

12. Your Canadian politeness is at stake.

13. Everyone is on edge.

14. Probably because everyone is over caffeinated.

15. Graveyards of losing cups.

16. When it's too late.

17. Every Canadian becomes a dumpster diver.

18. Every Canadian for him/herself.

19. ♪ If at first you don't succeed, pick yourself up and try again, try again ♫

20. "I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe." — Dalai Lama

21. But wait — Could it be...

22. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyisssssssssssssssssssssssss.

23. FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!

24. @#(*&@#$_@)#(%&@(*#&$(*@#$@)#(%*_#$(*)@#(&$@#!!!!!!!!!

25. I'd like to thank my parents, Auntie JoJo for always believing in me when nobody did — nobody, Jennifer at the drive-thru window. Couldn't do it without you.