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13 Crude Questions Canadians Have For Americans

*Warning: they did not hold back*

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Since Americans are either ridiculing or facetiously baffled by Canadian things, customs, behaviour... We asked them to pose one question — earnestly and/or rhetorically — back. To say they were no-holds-barred is a complete understatement. Here's what some of them wanted to know from their neighbours:

Dear Americans...

1.

"Why is your flag on every corner?!"
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"Why is your flag on every corner?!"

2.

"Why you gotta super size everything?"
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"Why you gotta super size everything?"

3.

"Why are your artists (music, media) either talentless or pushing a negative agenda (sex, drugs, etc..)?"
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"Why are your artists (music, media) either talentless or pushing a negative agenda (sex, drugs, etc..)?"

4.

"Against universal health. . . . really!!??? What's up with that?"
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"Against universal health. . . . really!!??? What's up with that?"

5.

"How will Obamacare cover the ebola bill? Cause we have nothing to worry about!"
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"How will Obamacare cover the ebola bill? Cause we have nothing to worry about!"

6.

"Why do you Americans continue perpetuating stereotypes (Black ratchet, White, proper American, Spanish, lack of knowledge/language)"
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"Why do you Americans continue perpetuating stereotypes (Black ratchet, White, proper American, Spanish, lack of knowledge/language)"

7.

"Why do you drop bombs on babies then throw around the label 'terrorist'"
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"Why do you drop bombs on babies then throw around the label 'terrorist'"

8.

"Why is there no gun control yet?!"
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"Why is there no gun control yet?!"

9.

"Why allow Southern voting rights?"
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"Why allow Southern voting rights?"

10.

"Dear U.S. media, why be so assumptive and sensational? JUST TELL THE NEWS!"
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"Dear U.S. media, why be so assumptive and sensational? JUST TELL THE NEWS!"

11.

"Why don't you question everything you're told?"
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"Why don't you question everything you're told?"

12.

"Why is there no middle ground in politics + attitudes?"
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"Why is there no middle ground in politics + attitudes?"

13. With (a tinge of sour) Love, Canada.

"Why are you all FAT"
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"Why are you all FAT"