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17 Things Canadians Have Tried To Smuggle Over The Border

Sorry, America.

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1. 51 turtles

2. 1,007 turtles

3. Cheese

4. A person

8. 13 kilograms (30 pounds) of cocaine

10. A rhino horn

11. Narwhal tusks

12. Deadly bacteria

13. Fake Hoverboards

14. Kinder Surprises

15. More Kinder Surprises

16. And more Kinder Surprises

17. We are all dirty, dirty Canadian criminals

Just smuggled three cartons of kinder eggs across the border. Street value, about 100 dollars per egg #ThugLife

Sorry. But we are your number one underground supplier of live turtles and chocolate eggs.