1. Trying to pick a dinner spot with friends.
2. ...and once you're there, trying to pick an entrée that perfectly satisfies your taste buds.
3. When the fast-food cashier asks what fountain drink you want with your combo meal.
4. Making purchasing decisions about items in multiple colors/patterns that you EQUALLY love.
5. Picking a selection on Netflix.
6. Choosing a food delivery site. Then choosing a food genre. Then choosing a place.
Grub Hub? Seamless? Delivery.com?
Thai? Burgers? Asian fusion?
"Blue Burger?" "Burger Haven?" "Burgers 'R Us?"
....but wait. That Mexican place is 20% off today.
7. Those nights you're lucky enough to have multiple plans, but then forced to commit to only one of them.
8. For example, what's worse: FOMO from missing a great party or attending a LAME party.
9. The excruciating decision of whether or not you should get bangs.
'Cause once you go bangs, you can't go back. At least for, like, six months.
10. And the painstaking plunge to getting that tattoo you've always wanted.
11. Committing yourself to grad school. Or not...
12. The intense moments in the check-out line when you make the final call on those extraneous groceries.
13. Shopping for basic things, like cereal.
14. And whether you forego life necessities for, well, other life necessities.
15. Playing (and suffering through) rounds of Would You Rather?
16. Those rare times in your life when you have some expendable income, but what do you spend it on???
17. And rarer times when two people want to work with you on a group project, and you have to choose.
18. When you're asked questions like, "If you could have dinner with any three people, dead or alive..."
19. The important seconds before deciding to commit to the second half of a Subway sandwich if you're almost full.
20. Selecting between two equally flattering profile pic contenders.
21. Essentially any anxiety-inducing decision-making moment that will determine the fate of the world and the trajectory of your life.
Because once you finally lock in your choice...
...YOU ARE RIDDLED WITH REGRET.
