1. Kris Letang (Pittsburgh Penguins)
We'd love a screened shot at your heart, Kris.
2. Alex Wennberg (Columbus Blue Jackets)
*blows slow whistle because we were distracted by dem eyes *
3. Niklas Hjalmarsson (Chicago Blackhawks)
We hear he's good at playing D...efence.
4. Tyler Seguin (Dallas Stars)
If you were the game, we'd freeze the puck and never let you out.
5. Ryan Kesler (Anaheim Ducks)
INTERFERENCE! For being too sexy.
6. Erik Gudbranson (Florida Panthers)
Guilty of charging. After you.
7. Joffrey Lupul (Toronto Maple Leafs)
Let's have a face off where we just stare at each other.
8. Henrik Lundqvist (New York Rangers)
You're the goalkeeper of our hearts, Henrik.
9. Andrew Ference (Edmonton Oiler)
The blue line couldn't keep us apart.
10. Jonathan Toews (Chicago Blackhawks)
Wanna see a hat-trick? *Blows you 3 kisses*
11. PK Subban (Montreal Canadiens)
Wouldn't mind roughing it with you.
12. Chris Higgins (Vancouver Canucks)
Guilty of holding. Onto you.
13. Beau Bennett (Pittsburgh Penguins)
If we were the puck and you the stick, there would be no gap.
15. Jonathan Bernier (Toronto Maple Leafs)
So. We hear you're quite skilled at stickhandling, eh? ;)
16. David Rundblad (Chicago Blackhawks)
Penalty for tripping! Your smile knocked us off our feet.
18. Taylor Pyatt (free agent/Genève-Servette HC)
Cupid just snapshot its arrow at us.
19. Jared Boll (Columbus Blue Jackets)
I'd be hooking onto you the entire game.
20. Patrick Sharp (Chicago Blackhawks)
We wanna score. With you.
21. Jonathan Tavares (New York Islanders)
Like watching Zamboni breaks, you mesmerise me.
22. Johnny Oduya (Chicago Blackhawks)
You need to go to the penalty box. But we're coming with you.
23. Jeff Carter (Los Angeles Kings)
We get a kick out of you, Jeff.
24. Jarome Iginla (Colorado Avalanche)
Is this the attacking zone? 'Cause we're ready to pounce.
25. Gabriel Landeskog (Colorado Avalanche)
Puck me.
26. David Booth (Toronto Maple Leafs)
Face-off? More like pants-off.