1. According to stock images, 90s stoner dudes are still hitting that wacky tobacky.
2. “Fire it up, man! Put on some Slightly Stoopid! I am TOTALLY loaded.”
3. Ayyyyyyyyyeee it’s the whole Clerks crew!
4. Or total degenerates. Who are also smokin’ that crack.
5. Protip: If you wear all the weed paraphernalia, you will appear The Most Bad.
6. Marijuana! Cash money! Poker aces! You di’nt choose the Bad life, the Bad life chose you.
7. Basically, if you smoke the weed, you are either a…
8. Pimp Daddy
9. Sexy Mama
10. Cool Teen
11. or GOTH.
12. “Uncle Charlie, am I doing this right?”
13. “Here you go, boy. Don’t let the good stuff go to waste now.”
14. “Uncle… uncle Charlie?”
15. Uh oh, Auntie Margaret is caught hitting that Dona Juanita again.
16. “Don’t tell Bob.”
17. *Popcorn kernels*
18. *Double doobies*
19. The end.
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