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    Here's How To Make All Of Your Music 100% Canadian

    Kanye who? --> Justin Bieber.

    In case you didn't know, Spotify was only made available in Canada last week. It was a long time coming.

    To ~ease~ Canucks into the music streaming service, Spotify created "Canadify", an app that helps you "listen like a Canadian".

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    The company says the app was created "to integrate seamlessly with the listening needs of Canadians."

    It basically converts any of your favourite non-Canadian artists into Canadian artists so you are listening to ONLY Canadian music 100% of your Canadian time. Canada.

    BuzzFeed / Via spotify.com

    Here are some of Canadify's best (and simultaneously worst) music recommendations:

    Beyoncé

    BuzzFeed

    Canada recommends: Melanie Fiona, Tamia, Deborah Cox, Nelly Furtado, Keshia Chanté, Jully Black, JUSTIN BIEBER, and CELINE DION.

    Lady Gaga

    BuzzFeed

    Canada recommends: Nelly Furtado, Carly Rae Jepsen, Dragonette, Avril Lavigne (???), Fefe Dobson (....), JUSTIN BIEBER, Peaches, Anjulie.

    Iggy Azalea

    BuzzFeed

    Canada recommends: Drake, Nelly Furtado, Kardinal Offishall, Anjulie, K'naan (???), Melanie Fiona, K-OS (???), Keshia Chanté.

    Kanye West

    BuzzFeed

    Canada recommends: Drake, Kardinal Offishall, K-OS, K'naan, Colin Munroe, Classified, Shad, JUSTIN BIEBER.

    Insane Clown Posse

    BuzzFeed

    Canada recommends: Swollen Members, Dead Celebrity Status, Manafest, Drake, Nickelback (accurate), Len, Razor, K-OS.

    Pitbull

    BuzzFeed

    Canada recommends: Kardinal Offishall, K'naan, Drake, Justin Bieber (accurate), Nelly Furtado, Maestro, K.Maro, Kay.

    And if you enter a Canadian artist unknowingly, it will tell you so.

    Woah! Slow down there, bud.

    So what are you waiting for??? IT'S TIME TO REPLACE AND CANADIANIFY ALL OF YOUR MUSIC RIGHT NOW.

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    (RIP Chavril.)