1. This ode to childbirth. Via chancho.uyui.net 2. These bloodied bandaid strip hors d'oeuvres. Via kidskubby.com 3. This tray of edible kitty litter. Via thestir.cafemom.com AHHHHHH. NOOOOOO. 4. These Q-tip marshmallows. Via pillowthought.com Oh yeah, because you wanted to eat EARWAX. 5. This plate of jello in the mold of a human brain. T-Bags / Via food.com Albeit a spirited Halloween party idea, but nope. 6. This rodent cookie with cream cheese innards. Via hungryhappenings.com *repeated heaving motion* 7. These chocolate hazelnut ravioli trying to be food porn. Via pappardellespasta.com Nope. 8. This artfully plated ice cream dessert con worms. Zagat / Via youtube.com An actual dessert menu item offered at a restaurant in San Francisco. They also serve other popular foods à la bugs. 9. This soupy gelatinous pot of really wrong. Via giraffopia.com Just no. Not even approp for Halloween. 10. This tray of intestine puff pastries. Via canarygirl.com Nope. 11. This other tray of intestines/cherry pie. Via gourmified.com Nope again. 12. This pumpkin puking pumpkin. Via manolith.com 13. These giant raisin roaches. Via jessntone.blogspot.com 14. This plate of human heart. Via makezine.com 15. Yes, these unborn fetus cookies exist. Via ibbyskibby.wordpress.com Why. So many other shapes to choose from. 16. These piles of shit cookies. Via tatertotsforthemasses.com 17. These literal finger foods. Via yeahthatveganshit.blogspot.com 18. This culinary inventor's "toxic waste" banana pudding. Via instructables.com 19. And finally, THIS. Stephan Betins / Via pinterest.com NONONONONONONONONO. No. Note from the author: I'm so sorry.