It's New York Fashion Week, which means beautiful models are often standing around as installation art and/or co-mingling in the crowds like graceful gazelles.
I decided to attend in my best costume: as a short person!
This is me. A 5'2 commoner standing at the Lincoln Center plaza in NYC, site of NYFW.
*If you're a short person, you know that every inch, and quarter-inch, counts.