17 Things That Can Tear Apart Any Friendship In Canada

    You eat it with a spoon?! You’ve gotta be KD-ing me.

    1. Whether or not the Swiss Chalet sauce is actually ~the nectar of the gods~.

    2. What the best and most efficient vehicle for consuming KD is.

    There are 2 different kinds of people in this world: those who eat KD with a spoon and those who eat it with a fork

    I've known lily for 7 years I have been eating kd at her house for 7 years & she still doesn't know I USE A FORK NOT A SPOON

    *Personal note: Sarah eats KD with a spoon, I eat KD with a fork. We are no longer friends. It was a mutual parting.

    3. Who Ryan Gosling should end up with.

    Ryan gosling and rachel mcadams are meant for each other. They're both Canadian and hella attractive which equals to attractive children.

    4. Who serves the better coffee: Tims or Starbucks? (See also: WHERE DOES YOUR LOYALTY LIE?)

    5. For friends on the West Coast: Whether The Rockies should belong to Alberta or British Columbia...

    6. For East and West Coast friendships: Who has the better, and fresher, seafood?

    7. ...And the better home-grown beer?

    8. For Toronto friends: Whether or not [a disputed borough/suburb] is actually a part of Toronto.

    9. For everyone-outside-of-Toronto friends: Whether or not Toronto actually sucks.

    10. This question --> "Is Drake overrated?"

    11. This question --> "Is... is Nickelback underrated?"

    12. "What's the best Big Shiny Tunes album of all time?"

    13. Whether or not it's better to be too hot or too cold.

    These conversations usually take place during transitional seasons, where you wish hell upon the friend who wished for the colder/hotter climates.

    14. Whether or not old Degrassi is better than new Degrassi.

    15. How much longer you guys should keep waiting for a patio seat.

    16. Who should take the last spot to the cottage when you've clearly already invited Becky.

    17. And, finally, whether or not it's ethically Canadian to order shredded cheese on poutine.