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17 Things That Can Tear Apart Any Friendship In Canada

You eat it with a spoon?! You’ve gotta be KD-ing me.

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1. Whether or not the Swiss Chalet sauce is actually ~the nectar of the gods~.

2. What the best and most efficient vehicle for consuming KD is.

There are 2 different kinds of people in this world: those who eat KD with a spoon and those who eat it with a fork

I've known lily for 7 years I have been eating kd at her house for 7 years & she still doesn't know I USE A FORK NOT A SPOON

*Personal note: Sarah eats KD with a spoon, I eat KD with a fork. We are no longer friends. It was a mutual parting.

3. Who Ryan Gosling should end up with.

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Ryan gosling and rachel mcadams are meant for each other. They're both Canadian and hella attractive which equals to attractive children.

4. Who serves the better coffee: Tims or Starbucks? (See also: WHERE DOES YOUR LOYALTY LIE?)

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5. For friends on the West Coast: Whether The Rockies should belong to Alberta or British Columbia...

Above: Beautiful Mount Assiniboine on the British Columbia/Alberta line... who to attribute all dat beauty and natural wonder to.... who.... who.....
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Above: Beautiful Mount Assiniboine on the British Columbia/Alberta line... who to attribute all dat beauty and natural wonder to.... who.... who.....

6. For East and West Coast friendships: Who has the better, and fresher, seafood?

7. ...And the better home-grown beer?

8. For Toronto friends: Whether or not [a disputed borough/suburb] is actually a part of Toronto.

If you're from inner-city Toronto, the answer is almost always no. If you're from a borough/suburb, the answer is almost always yes.
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If you're from inner-city Toronto, the answer is almost always no.

If you're from a borough/suburb, the answer is almost always yes.

9. For everyone-outside-of-Toronto friends: Whether or not Toronto actually sucks.

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10. This question --> "Is Drake overrated?"

And this sentiment --> "The 'Hotline Bling' video is not good."
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And this sentiment --> "The 'Hotline Bling' video is not good."

11. This question --> "Is... is Nickelback underrated?"

13. Whether or not it's better to be too hot or too cold.

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These conversations usually take place during transitional seasons, where you wish hell upon the friend who wished for the colder/hotter climates.

14. Whether or not old Degrassi is better than new Degrassi.

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15. How much longer you guys should keep waiting for a patio seat.

30 minutes into patio & wait and you shoot Becky that look. "I'm sorry. I thought it'd go quicker."
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30 minutes into patio & wait and you shoot Becky that look.

"I'm sorry. I thought it'd go quicker."

16. Who should take the last spot to the cottage when you've clearly already invited Becky.

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17. And, finally, whether or not it's ethically Canadian to order shredded cheese on poutine.

Hey, Becky is your friend.
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Hey, Becky is your friend.