What Your Favorite Breakfast Says About Your Sex Life
Ooooweeeeee, you are the ultimate pleaser. You're selfless in the bedroom because seeing someone else ~pleased~ ultimately gives you satisfaction. You're willing to get as freaky and compromising as you need to. You keep things hard and boiling.
If you love your eggs scrambled (ooohyeah, your mind just went there ;-), your sex life is a mixed bag: Sometimes you like things sweet and sensual, and other times you're really looking to get real freaky deaky. It depends on the weather, really.
You can be somewhat of a selfish lover — but hey, what of it? You know exactly what you want and you're unapologetic about about it. People need to learn how to keep YOUR sunny side up. AM I RIGHT, OR AM I RIGHT.
You have a deceptive innocence about you but YOU'RE A CLOSET FREAK. LIKE, INTO SOME REAL FREAKY DEAKY STUFF. (and only a few lucky people know it ;-))
Exactly like a delicately egg fried over easy, you have a soft angelic shell that is just waiting to be— um, ahem —penetrated. If that made you squirm, it's because it's the truth. And you know it.
If your favorite breakfast food is an egg fried HARD, I think you already know where you sex life stands. It stands sturdy, consistent... and hard. There is rarely a time you're not thinking about it and/or doing it. Your libido is out of control. You are a sex walrus.
You're all about the real business. You like to keep bedroom talk and foreplay at a minimum and get giggity down to it. You also love morning sex — it gives you that unmatched boost to start your day. It's better than coffee. And oatmeal.
You like to keep things sweet and natural which means, sure, you're all for experimenting and adventuring, but the most satisfying sexytime of all is some genuine, soul-connecting lovemaking.
You are the controller in whatever sexual scenario you're in: hook ups, couple sexing, threesomes, foursomes, ninesomes. Sure, you can be a little demanding and bossy, but, at the end of the day, NO ONE is complaining. 'Cause you're all like "omelette you finish..." Teehee.
You like toys. If you haven't yet had sexy time with toys, you should. Because you'll like it. (Try: nipple clamps)
Like your most important mealtime, you like playtime just as HARD-y. You're the most passionate lover, giving 169% to anything you do in the bedroom.
You are a loyal lover. Even when sex gets a little stale, you will stick with your partner. Because you love them. And that's sexier than sex. (But only for so long. I mean, you need your biscuits buttered too. ;-)
OoooOo! Because just gettin' your biscuits buttered isn't enough. Nope. You want it all. And all the time.
UM. I THINK — IF YOU PICKED SAUSAGES —YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW YOUR SEX LIFE IS DOING C===== 3. Hey.
Your sex life is, like, whatever, y'know? It comes, it goes. It's up, it's down. When it's good, it's, like, oh word. And when it's not, it's like, that's cool too.
You are a serial exclusive lover. You tend to toot-toot-beep-beep only one partner at a time. Partly because you're loyal, and partly because you're lazy (and it's pretty convenient tbh.) But DAMN that chosen one is one lucky son of a bitch, amiright?
You're all about seduction. It's half (if not more) of the fun. Screw sex! No, tempt it ;-)
You are a true romantic lover. Even when you are at your naughtiest, you are full of fantasy and fairy tale. You will go out of your way to make really sentimental and sexy gestures toward your (wo)man.
Your sex life is—um—in the works.
Contrary to what Cosmo says, for you, traditional sex is still good sex. There's nothing wrong with resorting to the same positions and locations, because as long as it remains good, you are doing something right.
You're a sweet lover. You have a kind and gentle heart but also a strong and active libido ;-) You're the whole sexy package.
A doughnut for breakfast? Dude, you're a freak. FOR SURE.
You're the type that's willing to wait — what, maybe weeks, months, years — and pass on one-night stands to have good, meaningful copulation.
Yo, you are truly open to a multiplicity of sexual experiences with people from all walks of life. You don't judge. Because what's good is inherently good, and you're down.
You're into adventure, new, fun, kinky, role play, cosplay. If you can make sex even more enjoyable, you're doing it.
You're an ENTHUSIASTIC! lover. You approach gettin'-down with the same fervor as the FIFA World Cup. You're ready! You're always ready! Because you're about to scooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore.
You can be somewhat of a *jealous* lover, but only because you believe you deserve allllll of the attention and allllll of the lovin'. And you do. Lookatchu!
You're a ~'-*wild*-'~ one. You like sex. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You're a classic lover. You like lovemaking back when, without all the toys and accessories and charms and MTV. Keeping it classy and conventional doesn't mean it's not exciting.
Two words: nature and sex. Sex in nature. Sex with nature. Oh yeah, you already know.
You're... howdoiputitgently... easily aroused. But hey, that's not a bad thing! You've got a high libido and it's not your fault. Everything excites you because everything is exciting. You love life. You'd like to have sex with life.
You're everybody's lover! Like, you're everybody's friend. Except all your friends want to have sex with you.