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These Adorable Dachshunds Play Hockey Better Than Canadian Teams Right Now

TBH. SORRY. BUT TRUE.

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Like most Canadians, Crusoe and brother Oakley set up a casual street hockey game in their driveway. Except they are dogs. Dachshunds. From Canada. In teeny tiny hockey jerseys. RIP me.

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And they repped their home teams: In one corner, the Toronto Maple Leafs.

In the other (goaltending): A Montreal Canadien.

Check out the masterful stickhandling.

AND THAT STEAL.

And... lazily letting a goal pass. FEELS SO FAMILIAR, EH?

Leafs and Canadiens — and wth, the rest of the Canadian league, too: If you're looking for new players (because we know you are)...

But srsly tho.

But srsly tho.