These Adorable Dachshunds Play Hockey Better Than Canadian Teams Right Now

    TBH. SORRY. BUT TRUE.

    Like most Canadians, Crusoe and brother Oakley set up a casual street hockey game in their driveway. Except they are dogs. Dachshunds. From Canada. In teeny tiny hockey jerseys. RIP me.

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    And they repped their home teams: In one corner, the Toronto Maple Leafs.

    In the other (goaltending): A Montreal Canadien.

    Check out the masterful stickhandling.

    AND THAT STEAL.

    And... lazily letting a goal pass. FEELS SO FAMILIAR, EH?

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