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Dear Air Canada, We Need To Talk About The State Of Your Airplane Food

Oh, my expensive-ass flight comes with complimentary stale bread?? Thanks sooooooo much.

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TBH, airplane food can be great. Air Canada food can be great — if you are really, really wealthy or really, really lucky.

Because for most of us plebes, enduring a long elbow-room-less flight means enduring one, or SEVERAL, of these exciting three-container-course meals.

Where there is usually one main course of congealed mystery mush, a stale roll to help you take it down, and some after-treat-that's-been-sitting-in-a-fridge-for-too-long to help you forget.

"I know I paid a lot for this flight already, but I'm just going to be safe and order off their special menu instead. Pizza is generally safe, right?"

You tell us, $10 later.

On top of the premium fares just to fly across the country, this is about all we get, eh? "Breakfast," for example:

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And factor in DELAYS — 'cause if we're flying Air Canada, we know there will be delays — and you are actually Marie Antoinette-ing us.

"Let them eat 1,000-day-old cake!"

Mmmmmmmmm!

Yum!

I'm practically salivating.

Can't wait to dig in.

Run for the hills, my friends.

@AirCanada help him
Twitter: @JudithShamian

@AirCanada help him