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Canadians are trustworthy, they said.
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Canadians are friendly, they said.
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Canadians are non-violent, they said.
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Canadians don't cause trouble, they said.
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They're polite, they said.
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Canadians have their Winter Olympic traditions.
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And they would never step on yours.
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Canada never makes mistakes, they said.
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Canadians are never angry, they said.
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Canadians are mild-mannered, they said.
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Canadians are law-abiding citizens, they said.
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They're genteel, they said.
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They're too nice, eh?
14.
They say "eh" all the time, eh?
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YOUR CANADIAN STEREOTYPES ARE WRON—
