1. There is no strength or specialty of sunscreen that will protect you from a tan-turned-intense-burn on the job.
2. You’ve also come to terms with weird ass tan lines.
(If you weren’t a lifeguard, you were committed to a sexy T-shirt one.)
4. You’ve had to directly handle a poop or puke related incident at least once on the job.
(And, FOR SOME REASON, people are unabashedly more gross in a public pool bathroom than any other public bathroom.)