1. Even though we love finding out what happened before the movie started, we don’t actually like The Wizard of Oz that much.
2. And we'll happily go and watch Wicked for the 184th time.
3. But we won't be happy until we know what Glinda is whispering to Elphaba in the show's poster.
4. We always weep our way through "For Good" with Glinda and Elphie.
5. But before the tears, there are laughs. Muck-up matinee is our must-see event of the year.
6. And we've pretty much spent our entire student loan on day-seats.
7. Bad weather is no object when it comes to stage-dooring after the show.
gonna actually risk my life tn to stand at the wicked stagedoor
8. You sit on the left for best view of Glinda, on the right for Elphaba.
9. Although it's never a bad thing to see an understudy or stand-by...
Green Day 💚
If a cover tweets that she's going on, we cancel all plans and race to the theatre ASAP.
10. ...a cast change is actually like a bad break-up.
11. Except, unlike with real life, we see this break-up coming way in advance.
💚💗 Wicked UK Tour cast change ... who's all going?? 💗💚 xx
12. There's no limit to the number of hours we can spend watching "Defying Gravity" videos on YouTube.
13. We see this as a perfectly reasonable outfit for a regular working day.
14. It's totally fine to book a MAC makeover, then ask the consultant to try nothing but different shades of green
15. We genuinley find it difficult to tell someone we have good news without breaking into song.
16. We think Fiyero and Boq are perfectly good boys names
17. We always feel disappointed that real goats don't actually speak.
18. Wicked fan art makes us wish they'd make an animated movie version.
