4."It’s definitely not a Showmance, it’s true love."
5."Thrilled to announce I've been cast in the fifth national UK tour or my favourite musical. Dreams really do come true!"
6."I just don't know if I can pull this off."
7."I can definitely belt that E flat, but my allergies are really bad today."
8."Text, WhatsApp, or Facebook only today guys - I’m on vocal rest."
9."I'm totally loving my agent right now."
10."So glad today’s casting news has finally come out. Keeping it secret for so long was killing me!"
11."Oh yeah, I know Jon Snow. He was at drama school with me."
12."Question: How much stuff should I take for pilot season in LA?"
13."Setting the alarm for a 5am pick-up is always sooo wrenching. #FilmingProblems"
14."Not sure of of my availability for your wedding/30th birthday/barmitzvah, I’m waiting to hear back about a project. Can I pencil you in for now?"
15."Let's smash is today guys! After 369 performances, loads of laughs, and the best time on and off-stage ever, it’s time to say goodbye to some of the most talented, hilarious people I've ever worked with. It's gonna be emotional!"
16."It's totally not my fault the casting went wrong."
17."Almost finished writing my screenplay. Can't wait to shoot and share it with you all, tweeps!"
18."Does anyone know a good accountant?"
19."Really can’t work out who should play me in a biopic of my life."
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