Which Celebrity's Twitter Bio Are You Based On Your Zodiac?
"I am Kelly."
Pale,awkward and very very small.Form an orderly queue,gents.
The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
"The chubby man's Indiana Jones."
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
Introducing people to the version of myself which tested highest in the focus groups.
"You know who I am."
"5'1 is the new 6'2."
I am a tiny Canadian.
I have nothing to declare but my genius. Oscar Wilde said that. I'm just here for the punch.