Recently, Twitter user @whitneyarner replied to an ongoing thread about male authors with a Twitter challenge: Describe yourself like a male author would.

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"Wow, she thought, my legs are long. Her breasts jounced their agreement."
And to put it simply, the request took off. Here are some of the best replies.