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Women Have Started Describing Themselves As Male Authors Would And The Results Are Painfully Hilarious

"Wow, she thought, my legs are long. Her breasts jounced their agreement."

Recently, Twitter user @whitneyarner replied to an ongoing thread about male authors with a Twitter challenge: Describe yourself like a male author would.

Twitter: @whitneyarner

And to put it simply, the request took off. Here are some of the best replies.

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