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    Posted on 3 Mar 2016

    The Emotional Stages Of Watching Any Episode Of “Grey’s Anatomy”

    WHY SHONDA, WHY?!

    1. Excitement:

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    NEW EPISODE! NEW EPISODE!

    2. Anticipation:

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    Will we finally get Japril answers? Will Meredith remember she has children?!

    3. Slight dread:

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    Although, who's gonna die?

    4. Eye-rolling induced boredom:

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    That goddamn fucking carousel.

    5. Watch-checking boredom:

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    Oh wow, here's Jackson and April having the same goddamn argument again.

    6. Impatient sighs:

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    OK Alex deserves better than Jo tbh.

    7. SUDDEN, TERRIBLE SHOCK!

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    WAIT, DID THAT ***insert object here*** just EXPLODE?!

    8. Denial:

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    Omg was my baby daddy Jackson in that ***exploded object*** omg?!

    9. Teariness:

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    OH GOD. WHERE IS HE????

    10. Red-faced-ugly-snot-crying:

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    IS HE DEAD? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

    11. Strange-strangled-emotional-gasps:

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    And that's just you, not even the person on the operating table.

    12. Pitiful "whyyy Shonda, whyyyy" moans:

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    I WILL NEVER BE OVER DEREK. OR MCSTEAMY. OR LEXIE. OR GEORGE.

    13. Emotional eating:

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    My tears add a delicious saltiness to this choc-chip ice cream, mmm.

    14. More denial:

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    Imagine if Derek walked through that door now, and for some reason he was just in witness protection?!

    15. Exasperation:

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    That's fucking stupid Tahlia, this isn't a crime show. Derek isn't coming back.

    16. Revenge plotting:

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    I'm going to send a glitter-filled letter to Shonda. I hope it makes a mess.

    17. And annoyance at waiting another week to see what happens next:

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    WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT CLIFFHANGER?!

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