16 Questions Hipster Bars Need To Answer

The romantic vibe is cool and all, but sometimes it's hard to read the menu.

Is that a prerequisite?

Grow some sweet facial hair or GTFO.

Is that another prerequisite?

Real pear juice, gin and the tears of your enemies.

Does it affect the taste? Really?

How do you settle on a theme?

Really though, it's either literature or a nostalgic reference right?

I mean if you're going to serve food on wooden boards, the table may need to be a little bigger.

It's just a little bad for the back tbh.

Please. Answer this one.

Do you really spill that much over yourself?

Or is that why you wear aprons, so you don't spill stuff on your ~fancy~ clothes?

The idea of "double dawgs" isn't that original anymore.

You realise we're all here to drink right?

You must cross the street, peep through the dusty window, knock three times and a trap door will open at your feet. The password is malteser.