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    24 Jul 2017

    19 Of The Funniest Tweets About This Season Of "MasterChef"

    "My favourite part of MasterChef Australia is when the judges mansplain the contestant's dishes to each other."

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    Four of Australia's greatest chefs yet the very greatest isn't there #masterchefau

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    Tamara could have cracked opened a packed of Monte Carlos and the judges would have raved. #masterchefau

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    my favorite part of masterchef australia is when judges mansplain the contenstant's dishes to each other

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    *#MasterChefAu judges approach bench*: You need to calm down. Contestant: Yep. Judges: But hurry up! Contestant: Ok. Judges: Relax m8 wtf?!

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    God I'm laying on the couch and im stressing hard about these dishes being finished how did they do it #masterchefAU

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    My God! It takes me 60 minutes to defrost, butter and then spread Vegemite on a slice of bread. #MasterChefAU

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    Judges: make up some bullshit story about a chef that doesn't exist The contestants: OH MY GOD OF COURSE I'VE HEARD OF THEM #MasterChefAU

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    Me: A cheeseburger meal thanks. Employee: This cheeseburger was inspired by a happy time in my life Me: Nah m8 u can keep it #MasterChefAU

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    If I had this mystery box I'd be serving up "Crying in the pantry with the lid on my head" #Masterchefau

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    Matt: Tamara's concept is great Me: ITS A BROWNIE IN AN ORANGE #MasterchefAU

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    I'll be expecting Bunnings to serve me their sausage sizzle on a bed of dry ice #MasterChefAU

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    Me: *serves chicken schnitzel* Judges: the challenge was to reinvent creme brulee Me: still closer than Karlie's wellington #masterchefau

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    "Yeah I squirted tomato sauce into a side bowl. Its my take on tomato soup & takes me back to hiking in Nepal." "Amazing!" #masterchefau

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    I give the same reaction as the judges whenever the teenage kid hands me my bag of McDonalds through the drive thru window #masterchefau

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    How are you dressing the crab? Me: I'm going to make the crab wear some denim two ways #masterchefau

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    “The moment I see mackerel, my head empties of everything but the memory of the mackerel who betrayed me” #masterchefAU

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    Gary: So what are you calling the dish? Me as a contestant: Eric. #MasterChefAU

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    Soon someone's just going to tip the entire contents of a Mystery Box directly into an ice cream machine and call it a day. #MasterChefAU

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