"I'm searching for happiness," Stu said, as he searched the expansive Sydney harbour as though he had just spotted a new yacht that just HAD to be his. "Oh, and yes, I'm here for Sophie," he probably said as an afterthought when the producers asked him to please pay attention this time, and stop looking for more things to spend his fortune on.
"Even though Stu came in later, it doesn't feel that way at all!" Sophie exclaimed. Probably because you guys actually knew each other before the show. Just sayin'.
Sophie took Stu to the aquarium to play with a Dugong. "They are the fattest, ugliest, cutest things I've ever seen," Sophie exclaimed. Wow, Sophie, @ me next time.
After having a play with the Dugong, the two sat down surrounded by excessive lights and candles, to talk feelings. They covered a bunch of romantic topics, like when they think Stu might actually get divorced.
"I've been engaged, but I didn't trust them enough to follow through," Sophie said. DRAG THAT MADDEN TWIN! Whichever one it was! To me they're just the same person!
Sophie, once again, asked Stu if he wanted to have more kids. "I loved being married and having kids," an automated recording said from Stu's phone. "With the right person, I'd do it again."
Stu then told Sophie he sees them as best friends, who have affection for each other. I thought older men were meant to be better at expressing their feelings? If this has been a lie my entire life, then it looks like my dating life will end at 27. Lmao kidding, it's never actually started.
"I understand Stu is guarded because he wants to protect his kids," Sophie said in a voiceover, as Stu shoved his tongue down her throat. Mate, the real thing they need protecting from is that footage. Goddamn.