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19 Important Super Bowl Questions America Needs To Answer

"HOW LONG DOES THIS GO FOR?!?"

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1. First thing's first, why the fuck is your alcohol so expensive?

This is an actual travesty.
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This is an actual travesty.

2. Why do you care about the advertisements so much?

$5 million for 30 seconds? WAT?!

3. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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4. Why does the game go for SO LONG?!

5. What's with all the stopping and the starting?

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6. How many people are on the teams?

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It feels like 100.

7. What’s with all the padding?

It seems a little excessive?
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It seems a little excessive?

8. Where’s Jarryd Hayne?

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9. Why does it move location every year?

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10. Can Katy Perry's sharks come back every year please?

11. What is a "touchdown" and why does it sound so dirty?

12. How come it’s not just a 2 hour Beyoncé concert?

13. Also who invited Coldplay to this Beyoncé concert?

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14. Why is this football game such a big deal?

What's so super about this one?
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What's so super about this one?

15. Why do you call the winners "champions of the world"?

Literally no one else plays this sport.
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Literally no one else plays this sport.

16. Where are Coach and Tami Taylor?

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17. Does the Superb Owl joke ever get old?

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18. How sick is everyone on Monday morning?

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Do people even go into work?

19. Is it over yet?

IT'S SO DAMN LONG!
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IT'S SO DAMN LONG!