Buzz·Posted on 23 Jan 201827 Tweets That Prove Australians Are Really Fucking Funny"In Australia we don't say 'I love you' we say 'fuck off cunt or I'll smash ya' and I think it's truly beautiful."by Tahlia PritchardBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. fungbunger @parsfarce pommy: mother may i have a sweetie australian: OI MUM GIVE US A FUCKIN CLANGER 03:28 AM - 31 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Colley @JamColley It's 2018 and I'm still lowkey angry about that time John Farnham had a tour called 'The Last Time' where he covere… https://t.co/KpXVUFmlFM 09:32 AM - 07 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Nick Evershed @NickEvershed if you think the Ghan is the best train trip in Australia then you've never caught the Sydney to Gosford train with… https://t.co/14Vz4MYY4t 11:01 PM - 14 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. lucy valentine @LucyXIV wild how in other countries at restaurants they ask if you want still or sparkling water, whereas in my country you… https://t.co/AaOqoQ5Ant 12:42 PM - 08 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. j.r. hennessy @jrhennessy one thing you don't see these days is people chucking around vortexes. kids, vortexes were like a ball with a tail… https://t.co/FjGTFTnW3F 02:44 AM - 19 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. David Hughes @david8hughes Ok so my grandmother is going on holiday on Friday, wants me to water her plants while she’s away & should never us… https://t.co/0JnpPUcZHt 04:37 PM - 14 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Season 5 of The Good Wife @coolmega Cop: u get to make one call Me: ok but like where's my mobile this isn't 1997 i don't know any numbers except for lube mobile 13 30 32 12:24 PM - 05 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Deirdre @figgled The two types of Australians: people who aren’t here to fuck spiders, and ol’ scratchy-dick Dave 09:07 PM - 22 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Tim Stewart @TStew777 imagine being in prison around christmas and your relatives visit you just to get the gravy recipe 09:13 PM - 17 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. AMCT @AngeMaryClaire Him: choke me Me: 04:26 AM - 21 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. rip snorter @lukesesh gday boys. turns out caleb bond is extremely fucken strong and doesnt appreciate online jokes or japes at his expe… https://t.co/AD87LOovNO 06:33 AM - 03 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. John Band @johnb78 No you bloody idiots, look at its legs 06:55 PM - 19 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. jake @piss_river_fc you can name any rural town in australia and say "they've got a bloody good pasty there" and no one will ever challenge you 03:35 AM - 20 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. lithgow valley plaza @lithgow_lover twitter: smash the state, obliterate the patriarchy, and vote on which is the best australian bird facebook: "[pers… https://t.co/fTvvrzBATq 10:04 AM - 24 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. art cop @aimeeclarke *uses last breath to grunt in Extremely Manly Voice* living is for GIRLS 06:31 AM - 06 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Josh Taylor @joshgnosis I turned on 2GB to see if they'd talk about milkshake duck and they're taking calls about how they can't identify D… https://t.co/Ruwzxkgz08 10:30 PM - 14 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Ruby Rose Giles 🌹 @Rubymiuu Describe Australia in one sentence: 06:50 AM - 29 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. brad esposito @braddybb fuck me i’d try 09:44 AM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Dave @Mesut_Ausil Remember that in the Australian summer it's illegal to go into a bottleshop and not say to the bloke working there… https://t.co/8IebIUBokx 01:56 AM - 15 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. drew @piecehere me: CHUCK IT ON MY HECS person: this is oportos ma'am, we don't have hecs 10:48 PM - 03 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 @MarkDiStef you: australians have no culture me: 02:55 AM - 03 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. shreksoundtrackslays @semenstyles in australia we don't say "i love you" we say "fuck off cunt or ill smash ya" and i think it's truly beautiful 03:12 PM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Gina Rushton @ginarush Same 08:06 AM - 16 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. ya fave μαλάκας @mathaiaus Nothing on Twitter pleases me more than Americans who can’t fathom the concept of time difference “oh wow you’re le… https://t.co/KsEuLEoiqL 09:33 AM - 12 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. mr grace mugabe @mattvbrady anyone else grow up in a house where a streets viennetta was considered a super fancy desert only to be had on special occassions 04:43 AM - 22 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Benjamin Nichols @BenJungles I never realised Johnson & Friends was a human sized set with a human sized person dressed in a human sized hot wat… https://t.co/XXh3TftcdB 12:09 PM - 08 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite