1.
I really want to go on The Bachelor. But I can't because my selfish boyfriend said it would make him feel bad. #TheBachelorAU
2.
“Girls love clothes” Yes Richie. They also love food, water, shelter and education. Just like boys. #TheBachelorAU
3.
"No man has ever done anything like this for me." IT WASN'T THE MAN IT WAS THE PRODUCERS HAVEN'T YOU SEEN UNREAL GOOD GRIEF #TheBachelorAU
4.
For all we know, Richie took the last two weeks off and used a lump of beige plasticine as a stand-in. #TheBachelorAU
5.
Some Man Is Going To Take My Hand And Celebrate The Woman That I am. Now available on @iTunes #Eliza #TheBachelorAU 🌹
6.
They are obviously not feeding the girls in the lady prison - Alex almost ate his face off #TheBachelorAU
7.
"I was thinking about how incredible you are yesterday while sticking my tongue in Alex and telling her she was beautiful" #TheBachelorAU
8.
I want someone to kiss me like Alex just kissed Richie. But here I am on the couch spilling pasta sauce on my trackies so #TheBachelorAU 🌹
9.
Can't wait for when they give the male contestants babies to look after on the Bachelorette. #TheBachelorAU
10.
There's more diversity in the fake babies then on the actual show #TheBachelorAU
11.
RICHIE'S PASH LIST: Every contestant; Dennis the bartender; all helicopter pilots; a mailbox in passing; the back of his hand #TheBachelorAU
12.
Not sure why I agreed to a date on Bach night. Maybe at 7:30pm I'll say "I'm sorry you didn't get a rose" then leave.🌹🌹🌹 #TheBachelorAU
13.
"Can't believe he has done this for me feel so special" um no the producers did it for you so marry them @TheBachelorAU
14.
the saddest part about sasha not getting a rose is she won't have anything to eat in the limo home #TheBachelorAU
15.
Richie is LOOSE with these roses omg #thebachelorAU
16.
the only person more boring than all these women is richie
17.
Richie's eliminating everyone more interesting than him. The carpet's out next week. #TheBachelorAU
18.
"Kiki really opened up to me... but I needed to know if there was a real spark... by sitting in silence, pashing." #TheBachelorAU
19.
The Bachelor winner is going to be sorely disappointed when their first date post the show is a 4 piece feed at KFC WA #TheBachelorAU
20.
There is some real irony in airing Gone Girl directly after #TheBachelorAU
21.
This is exactly how I would leave if I didn't get a rose #TheBachelorAU
22.
Does a white rose override an AVO? #TheBachelorAU
23.
If i was the Bachelor i would demand there be a ‘roast ceremony’ & everyone gets a roast pork roll instead of a rose #thebachelorau
24.
RICHIE: “i love being… [looks at script] …spontaneous” #TheBachelorAU
25.
Me on #TheBachelorAU: *has D&Ms with all the girls* Richie: Claire, can I steal y- Me: Nah I'm good, so Pam, what superpower would YOU have?
26.
How to make tonight's episode more entertaining. Snapchat. #TheBachelorAU
27.
#thebachelorau really is an entire show populated by people who stopped maturing past year 9.