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    Literally Just 27 More Funny Tweets About "The Bachelor" Australia

    "For all we know, Richie took the last two weeks off and used a lump of beige plasticine as a stand-in."

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    I really want to go on The Bachelor. But I can't because my selfish boyfriend said it would make him feel bad. #TheBachelorAU

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    “Girls love clothes” Yes Richie. They also love food, water, shelter and education. Just like boys. #TheBachelorAU

    3.

    "No man has ever done anything like this for me." IT WASN'T THE MAN IT WAS THE PRODUCERS HAVEN'T YOU SEEN UNREAL GOOD GRIEF #TheBachelorAU

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    For all we know, Richie took the last two weeks off and used a lump of beige plasticine as a stand-in. #TheBachelorAU

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    Some Man Is Going To Take My Hand And Celebrate The Woman That I am. Now available on @iTunes #Eliza #TheBachelorAU 🌹

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    They are obviously not feeding the girls in the lady prison - Alex almost ate his face off #TheBachelorAU

    7.

    "I was thinking about how incredible you are yesterday while sticking my tongue in Alex and telling her she was beautiful" #TheBachelorAU

    8.

    I want someone to kiss me like Alex just kissed Richie. But here I am on the couch spilling pasta sauce on my trackies so #TheBachelorAU 🌹

    9.

    Can't wait for when they give the male contestants babies to look after on the Bachelorette. #TheBachelorAU

    10.

    There's more diversity in the fake babies then on the actual show #TheBachelorAU

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    RICHIE'S PASH LIST: Every contestant; Dennis the bartender; all helicopter pilots; a mailbox in passing; the back of his hand #TheBachelorAU

    12.

    Not sure why I agreed to a date on Bach night. Maybe at 7:30pm I'll say "I'm sorry you didn't get a rose" then leave.🌹🌹🌹 #TheBachelorAU

    13.

    "Can't believe he has done this for me feel so special" um no the producers did it for you so marry them @TheBachelorAU

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    the saddest part about sasha not getting a rose is she won't have anything to eat in the limo home #TheBachelorAU

    15.

    Richie is LOOSE with these roses omg #thebachelorAU

    16.

    the only person more boring than all these women is richie

    17.

    Richie's eliminating everyone more interesting than him. The carpet's out next week. #TheBachelorAU

    18.

    "Kiki really opened up to me... but I needed to know if there was a real spark... by sitting in silence, pashing." #TheBachelorAU

    19.

    The Bachelor winner is going to be sorely disappointed when their first date post the show is a 4 piece feed at KFC WA #TheBachelorAU

    20.

    There is some real irony in airing Gone Girl directly after #TheBachelorAU

    21.

    This is exactly how I would leave if I didn't get a rose #TheBachelorAU

    22.

    Does a white rose override an AVO? #TheBachelorAU

    23.

    If i was the Bachelor i would demand there be a ‘roast ceremony’ & everyone gets a roast pork roll instead of a rose #thebachelorau

    24.

    RICHIE: “i love being… [looks at script] …spontaneous” #TheBachelorAU

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    Me on #TheBachelorAU: *has D&Ms with all the girls* Richie: Claire, can I steal y- Me: Nah I'm good, so Pam, what superpower would YOU have?

    26.

    How to make tonight's episode more entertaining. Snapchat. #TheBachelorAU

    27.

    #thebachelorau really is an entire show populated by people who stopped maturing past year 9.

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