Buzz·Posted on 24 Aug 2016Literally Just 27 More Funny Tweets About "The Bachelor" Australia"For all we know, Richie took the last two weeks off and used a lump of beige plasticine as a stand-in."by by Tahlia PritchardBuzzFeed Staff, Australia, by Mat WhiteheadBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Nakkiah Lui @nakkiahlui I really want to go on The Bachelor. But I can't because my selfish boyfriend said it would make him feel bad. #TheBachelorAU 12:11 PM - 17 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. (((Osher Günsberg))) @oshergunsberg “Girls love clothes” Yes Richie. They also love food, water, shelter and education. Just like boys. #TheBachelorAU 09:38 AM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Michelle Law @ms_michellelaw "No man has ever done anything like this for me." IT WASN'T THE MAN IT WAS THE PRODUCERS HAVEN'T YOU SEEN UNREAL GOOD GRIEF #TheBachelorAU 06:38 AM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jo Thornely @jothornely For all we know, Richie took the last two weeks off and used a lump of beige plasticine as a stand-in. #TheBachelorAU 10:46 AM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Megan Hustwaite @MeganHustwaite Some Man Is Going To Take My Hand And Celebrate The Woman That I am. Now available on @iTunes #Eliza #TheBachelorAU 🌹 10:43 AM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Rachel Kemp @RachieMouse They are obviously not feeding the girls in the lady prison - Alex almost ate his face off #TheBachelorAU 10:24 AM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Ben Pobjie @benpobjie "I was thinking about how incredible you are yesterday while sticking my tongue in Alex and telling her she was beautiful" #TheBachelorAU 10:17 AM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Keegs @keegs I want someone to kiss me like Alex just kissed Richie. But here I am on the couch spilling pasta sauce on my trackies so #TheBachelorAU 🌹 09:59 AM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Sarah @Maya_Abeille Can't wait for when they give the male contestants babies to look after on the Bachelorette. #TheBachelorAU 10:09 AM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Holly Licuanan @hollyslicuanan There's more diversity in the fake babies then on the actual show #TheBachelorAU 10:07 AM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Brendan Annakin @bannakin RICHIE'S PASH LIST: Every contestant; Dennis the bartender; all helicopter pilots; a mailbox in passing; the back of his hand #TheBachelorAU 10:15 AM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Leon Sjogren @Leonsjogren Not sure why I agreed to a date on Bach night. Maybe at 7:30pm I'll say "I'm sorry you didn't get a rose" then leave.🌹🌹🌹 #TheBachelorAU 08:13 AM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jemma lee @jemmalee_lee103 "Can't believe he has done this for me feel so special" um no the producers did it for you so marry them @TheBachelorAU 06:32 AM - 13 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. dan debuf @dandebuf the saddest part about sasha not getting a rose is she won't have anything to eat in the limo home #TheBachelorAU 10:39 AM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sophie Overett @SophieOverett Richie is LOOSE with these roses omg #thebachelorAU 10:03 AM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Lucy Valentine @LucyXIV the only person more boring than all these women is richie 09:36 AM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jo Thornely @jothornely Richie's eliminating everyone more interesting than him. The carpet's out next week. #TheBachelorAU 10:40 AM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. mat whitehead @matwhi "Kiki really opened up to me... but I needed to know if there was a real spark... by sitting in silence, pashing." #TheBachelorAU 10:16 AM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Daria Willis @DariaLeighW The Bachelor winner is going to be sorely disappointed when their first date post the show is a 4 piece feed at KFC WA #TheBachelorAU 10:10 AM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Laura Spalding @LauraSpalding69 There is some real irony in airing Gone Girl directly after #TheBachelorAU 12:05 PM - 17 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Alice @alicevictoria19 This is exactly how I would leave if I didn't get a rose #TheBachelorAU 11:08 AM - 17 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Peasant Kay @kholly265 Does a white rose override an AVO? #TheBachelorAU 10:42 AM - 17 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch If i was the Bachelor i would demand there be a ‘roast ceremony’ & everyone gets a roast pork roll instead of a rose #thebachelorau 10:33 AM - 17 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. dan debuf @dandebuf RICHIE: “i love being… [looks at script] …spontaneous” #TheBachelorAU 09:54 AM - 17 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Claire Elise @whiskysprinkles Me on #TheBachelorAU: *has D&Ms with all the girls* Richie: Claire, can I steal y- Me: Nah I'm good, so Pam, what superpower would YOU have? 01:03 AM - 19 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Leigh @hey_leigh How to make tonight's episode more entertaining. Snapchat. #TheBachelorAU 11:10 AM - 17 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Marc Fennell @marcfennell #thebachelorau really is an entire show populated by people who stopped maturing past year 9. 10:54 AM - 17 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite