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Flo really doesn't care about Jake. In fact, she thinks it's funny that YOU think she even cares about Jake!
The only thing blind about this date is the fact Jake thought one of his personality traits was being "genuine".
Jarrod got to Ali first, but before they really got to know each other, Mack swoops in. "It's McLachlan, isn't it?" Jarrod asks Mack in perhaps the bitchiest burn we've seen so far this season. Mack goes so gooey-eyed over Ali, that even Jarrod has to get up and leave.
Then Mack drops the most annoying line a guy can ever say to a girl.
"Why the hell are you still single?!" he asked, all astounded. "Because I don't want to settle for dickheads who ask stupid questions," Ali said*, before flouncing off the island.
*OK, she didn't say that. I just started to rewrite this show in my head for the sake of my own sanity.
Apparently they've slid into each other's Instagram DMs before. Honestly, the modern world of romance is wild. Back in my day all you ever did was sign in and out of MSN to get the attention of someone, and even that didn't work for me.
Jarrod's hit ultimate stress-head mode after hitting it off with Keira... so he's now basically concerned he's in a "love triangle" with Ali and Keira. Slow down, tiger!
Seems to be a classic Jake move! Megan calls out Jake straight away predicting he’s already found himself in some drama, and he mutters something into his champagne glass about Flo and Davey. "Don't bring me into this mess," the champagne glass mutters back.
Tara either really doesn't give a shit, or is fantastic at acting like she really doesn't give a shit. She tells Michael that she and Uncle Sam went on the rebound and had a fantastic day. Michael is left confused as to how anyone could prefer Uncle Sam's loud demeanour and monstrous haircut over Michael's freakishly white teeth and perfectly-styled quiff.
Or, rather, paradise. However you see it.
As they get ready to walk through those double doors, Jake lands a smooch on Megan, in a move which is nearly as smooth as Osher's shiny hair.
Sorry, sorry I'm trying to delete that sente-