19 Ways To Definitely Look Like You've Got Your Shit Together

    GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, MONICA.

    1. Carry around a yoga mat.

    2. Do everything in activewear!

    3. Pair your cute activewear with a green smoothie.

    4. Decorate your work station with framed photos.

    5. Fill your house / office cubicle with motivational posters.

    6. Host "glam" dinner parties.

    7. Drink wine out of a real glass, not a plastic one.

    8. Tell people you love to garden.

    9. BONUS POINTS: Tell people you have a vegetable garden.

    10. Keep a mug or recyclable coffee cup in view at the office.

    11. Take photos with other people's dogs.

    12. Have opinions about grocery stores.

    13. Wear glasses.

    14. And wear a LOT of white.

    15. Tell people you went on a "retreat".

    16. Brag about how much you love to bake.

    17. Always get photos in front of nice art.

    18. Reference your "life coach".

    19. And always act like Mary Poppins on crack