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    29 Jan 2015

    You Can Now Send A Cockroach To Your Ex Because Screw Them Right?

    Best revenge present ever.

    The revengeful pleas and prayers from scorned lovers around the world, have been answered this Valentine's Day.

    San Francisco Zoo is helping individuals hit back at former lovers, by adopting a hissing cockroach or scorpion in the name of an ex.

    sfzoo.worldsecuresystems.com / Via San Francisco Zoo
    Nothing says "I've moved on" like adopting a giant cuddly cockroach in the name of your favorite ex. This Valentine's Day, if you care enough to send the very best, you'll choose our charming Madagascar Hissing Cockroach package. The Madagascar hissing cockroach is believed to be the only insect that can hiss. They are excellent climbers and can scale smooth glass, therefore popping up in the most unexpected locations. The hissing cockroach is one of the largest species of cockroach, reaching 2–4 inches at maturity, but as we all know, some cockroaches just never seem to grow up.
    sfzoo.worldsecuresystems.com / Via San Francisco Zoo

    The prices range from $25 - $1000, with all donations helping to further the San Francisco's Zoological Society, which aims to connect people to wildlife and advance conservation action.

    And as well as donating money to connect with wildlife, you can disconnect from your past, with this sweet, parting gift.

    The Madagascar hissing cockroach is highly suitable for the ex who was a massive cock to you, while the Giant Hairy Scorpion is the ideal stinging goodbye to a toxic relationship.

    You can find out more information by visiting the San Francisco Zoo and Gardens website here.

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