17 Questions Adelaide Really Needs To Answer

    Stobie poles?!?!

    Tahlia Pritchard
    by Tahlia Pritchard

    BuzzFeed Staff, Australia

    1. Why do you have balls in your mall?

    2. And uh, what's with the pigs...?

    3. Why do you have really weird names for things?

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    4. Why do you call Mufti days "casual clothes days"?

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    5. And an early mark "early minute"?

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    6. AND YOU CALL TELEGRAPH POLES, STOBIE POLES?!?!

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    Look, sure, historically it's named after the guy that made them but also, adapt to the times.

    7. Did you really get to leave school early if it was too hot during the day?

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    8. Why so many churches?

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    9. Why are you all so bad at following road rules?

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    10. What's The Woolshed and what's wrong with it?

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    11. What's with your obsession with Farmer’s Union Iced Coffee?

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    12. Do you get sick of only being known for murders and wine?

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    13. Why do you talk so posh?

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    Advahhhnce, dahhhnce, chahhhnce. Do you think you're British?

    14. What's it like to never get rain?

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    15. What's in your water that births so many great musicians?

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    16. Do you actually cringe when people say Radelaide?

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    17. And what exactly is Dazzleland and why do you have a lot of feelings about it?

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