17 Things Aussie Politicians Do That Normal People Would Never Get Away With
There’s never been a more exciting time to stroke a rat.
Gently stroke a rat in front of numerous flashing cameras.
Have middle-aged women try and come in for a pash while you're on the job.
Issue a one-word press release.
Rebuild the Titanic...
... or try to create Jurassic Park.
Eat raw onions like it's no big fucking deal.
Eat your own earwax as an interesting choice in snack.
Take part in the greatest reality show of our time, The Killing Season.
And pretend to understand the struggles of every day Australians, while owning numerous properties, earning a high income, and fully sick pension.
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