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17 Things Aussie Politicians Do That Normal People Would Never Get Away With

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3. Wage war on two Yorkshire Terriers just because you can.


5. Groom each other in the middle of a press conference.

6. Sit in Parliament and casually count your money.

Counting his money #auspol @abcnews @ABCNews24


10. Eat your own earwax as an interesting choice in snack.

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11. Chat about your favourite lettuce like it's the most important part of your life.


12. Quote Taylor Swift in parliament.

13. Take a casual helicopter ride to a fundraiser a mere 80km away.

BREAKING: Sky News declare they're extremely happy with overqualified traffic reporter Bronwyn Bishop. #ausvotes

14. Smash an Italian marble table at your own farewell piss-up.

16. Aggressively ignore science.

Timelapse of last 72hrs at #Narrabeen showing phenomenal erosion #SydneyStorm @UNSWEngineering @abcnews