23 Gendered Products That Will Make You Say "WTF?"

    But what if I want to snack like a man?

    1. These healthy treats for women's wellbeing:

    Just had a few of these and my uterus feels GREAT #UnnecessarilyGenderedProducts

    2. This pink shampoo that must only be used if you're female:

    3. This ~highly personal~ cleaning experience all blokes owe to themselves:

    #unnecessarilygenderedproducts Bloke Soak, because god forbid your bath isn't masculine enough.

    4. This sunscreen that will only protect very manly skin:

    5. And these Q-tips that will only fit in the dexterous hands of a man:

    6. This chocolate that is 100% definitely not meant for the delicate female palate:

    7. These sprinkles that are helpfully separated as per necessary gender requirements:

    8. This pen that is only to be held by the fragile female hand:

    Why are these pens gendered? #unnecessarilygenderedproducts

    9. This man tin for the only screws men will ever receive when owning shit like this:

    Today in unnecessarily gendered products: tins!

    10. This organic tea that may look exactly the same, but trust us, men and women NEED their own specific packet:

    Unnecessarily Gendered https://t.co/fXYrFQex5y

    Like, I don't want to accidentally drink men's tea and grow a beard or something?! That's how it works right??

    11. These German snacks that are aware girls must only eat the soft, pink-flavoured treat or who knows what will happen:

    #UnnecessarilyGenderedProducts: Chocolate by #rapunzel Germany

    12. These goldfish snacks that definitely taste different once they come out of a pretty pink packet:

    Ew, they'll probably give boys cooties lol.

    13. And we must remember, men's products are decisively "rugged":

    14. These tissues that are sized and styled only for the large, masculine physique:

    Really, though??? They're TISSUES! #UnnecessarilyGenderedProducts

    15. The Bronut that by no circumstances should a woman EVER eat, because they'd probably turn into a bro:

    16. These Kinder Surprises that are only spreading joy for boys:

    17. This very distinctive parma:

    The @DukeMelbourne's ~Lady Parma~ is smaller, and comes with salad instead of coleslaw. Can't make this stuff up.

    18. This hammer that helpfully comes with a full-size round face for accurate striking, because lol, a female would fail otherwise:

    19. These shower gels that are both super-sniff-a-licious but only if you obey the gender norms:

    20. These disinfectant wipes that are made bigger – not to clean surfaces, but just for men's large hands:

    on today's issue of unnecessarily gendered items: disinfectant wipes

    21. These very necessary Bibles designed for little princesses and mighty warriors:

    22. This umbrella that will deftly protect men from the rain:

    this week in unnecessarily gendered products: a fucking umbrella

    It's automatic, too, so they can't confuse their little brains with a manual handle.

    23. And this protein powder that will only help women get in shape:

    one of the most unnecessarily gendered products I've seen yet.

    If a man takes it, he may grow boobs.