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Interviewer: As far as your availability, how flexible can your hours be? Me:
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Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In your chair, but asking better questions
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interviewer: "so tell me about yourself" Me:
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ME: if you were an item on McDonalds value menu what would you be and why? INTERVIEWER: the idea is actually for us to ask you the questions
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Interviewer: So, where do you see yourself in five years? Me: I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore; I've won the house cup.
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*at job interview* interviewer: why do you want to work for our company? me:
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interviewer: What do you bring to the table? Me: My drink.
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interviewer: what are some of your weaknesses me: broad shoulders and a chiseled jaw line
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Interviewer: why should we hire you? Me: because you're hiring
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Interviewer: so what do you have planned for the future? Me: lunch Interviewer: no like long term? Me: oh...dinner.
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Interviewer: What are your skills? Me: Throwing shade, talking shit, complaining
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Interviewer: Any questions? Me: If only means one what does only one mean?
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Interviewer: what do you want to do with your life? Me: I aspire to be in this level of comfort
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Interviewer: what are your strengths? Me: picking out something I hate about people and focusing only on that
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Job Interviewer: What is your greatest accomplishment? Me: You mean legally?
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INTERVIEWER: would you say you're independent? ME: [looks at mom] [mom nods] i'd say so, yes
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Interviewer:"Tell me about something you love doing that's not related to your major/career" Me:"Uhhhhh I love food. Like really love food"
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Interviewer: Would you call yourself a hard worker? Me: Absolutely! I make almost everything harder than it has to be..
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Job interviewer: Would people say you are reliable? Me: *shows snap streak of 471* Job interviewer: when can you start?
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interviewer: do you have any special talents? me:
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Interviewer: " when will you be able to work? " Me:
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job interviewer: well tell me about yourself me:
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Interviewer: where do you see yourself in five years? Me: finding out I'm a secret princess and inheriting the Genovian crown