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17 Ways To Shut Down Your Friends, As Told By The "Real Housewives Of Melbourne"

"You're an insignificant ass hair."

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1. When you're attacking an acquaintance's intelligence.

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2. When you're trying to keep an air of class about you and not go off.

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3. When you use big words to try and sound smarter than the person you're insulting.

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4. When you're at a dinner party and the conversation turns sour.

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5. When your friend is just really giving you the shits.

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6. When you can no longer stand to be around a person.

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7. And when you plan to cut all ties with a frenemy.

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8. When someone is insulting your BFF.

9. When you invited someone you don't like to your party out of politeness, but they didn't show up.

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10. When you drink too much and just lose the plot completely...

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11. ...and actually can't stop swearing.

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12. When you're done with the peasants in your life, but find their antics somewhat amusing.

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13. When you're constantly being interrupted.

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14. When you've run out of insults but come up with a creative one last minute.

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15. When you just can't deal with the drama anymore.

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16. When you have a better time with your shot glass than the company you're with.

17. And when you're so done with the drama, you just can't function. At all.

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