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really?? in front of my goopy carbonara?
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I Write Sims Not Tragedies
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Me: look at all my sims in the pool Inner me: delete the ladders
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okay but who did this... lmao
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"it smells like something's burning"
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"been really into gaming lately :)" - me, after trying to get my sims character to fuck a lamp for three weeks
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When your baby's been going hard in the gym
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Some video games are awesome. You can try out your deepest, wildest fantasies. For example, on The Sims you can have a job and a house.
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"Why are you single?"
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playin the sims stresses me O U T !! one second you're tellin jokes and high fiving, the next you're married with 3 kids and can't pay rent
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Relationship goals
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been flirting with this guy all night and turns out he has a fiancé who's gonna move into my mansion now ??? 😩😩 the sims stresses me out man
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Cheats on husband, High fives until forgiven.
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when I played the Sims if a sim got hungry/tired I'd just delete them and replace them with a copy who was content so maybe no kids for me
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I relate to the sims because i too get stressed out and sad when no one pays attention to me
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a hotdog dreaming about being on a plate
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"katy perry doesn't have any talent" ok,, sweattie, then explain THIS 🙄
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we're all just sims and the person controlling my sim clearly has no idea what the fuck they're doing