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    Posted on 29 Jan 2018

    25 Tweets That Basically Sum Up The Premiere Of "Married At First Sight"

    "Dean and Tracey's wedding will be fine – it'll be the first morning together when he asks her for his coffee, pipe, and slippers that'll test her."

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    An accurate representation of the method used by the experts on #MAFS to match the couples

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    Do we really have to go through this performance of having “experts”? Christ just throw them together and see what… https://t.co/tndv9mJV2t

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    BOGLAM: "It's like bogan, but glamourous" my aesthetic #mafs

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    John's hair is higher than any expectation for these couples #MAFS

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    So on #MAFS there’s Dean. On #ImaCelebrityAu there’s Mundine. Truly a battle of the Rhyming Hypermasculine Cretins

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    Mafia brothers meeting Husband ..... #MAFS

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    Dean & Tracey's wedding will be fine - it'll be the first morning together when he asks her for his coffee, pipe an… https://t.co/AEtLfet8MN

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    Dean, wearing a sorting hat: "Not blonde, not blonde." Sorting hat: "Not blonde, eh? Are you sure?" #MAFS

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    Welcome to MAFS Urban Dictionary: "Chestal Area" Definitions: The area where breasts/Boobs would be on a woman/ma… https://t.co/pdQG07h1cy

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    “He was coming in for the kiss whether I wanted to or not.” #MAFS

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    Is this Underbelly or Married At First Sight? #MAFS

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    IF TELV AND SARAH DON’T MAKE IT THE LAST SHRED OF HOPE I HAVE IN TRUE LOVE IS DEAD #mafs

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    Compare the REAL man strength of Telv to the tedious dickery of Dean. #MAFS

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    Sorry Dean, my “natural way of being” is definitely taking charge. #MAFS

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    Lol, Dean's best friend: 'You girls like to party?' #mafs

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    The best man is literally acting like he stumbled upon a book of government secrets. #MAFS

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    Another white man telling us women what we want and need #MAFS

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    #MAFS meanwhile, we find Dean having an insightful discussion...

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    How dare Tracey not tell Dean about being a mother?! She’s known him for MANY MANY...minutes. #MAFS

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    The best friend is acting like she's got leprosy, not a kid. #MAFS

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    Suprise 3rd marriage tonight. Dean and Liam #MAFS

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    “There’s no point rushing things” says the woman who married a man she just met #MAFS

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