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This Is For Everyone Who Will Never Be Over Patrick's Death On "Offspring"

I'll be ugly crying for the rest of my life.

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Hi, welcome. I just really need a minute of your time, to talk about a TV moment I will 100% never, ever recover from.

Picture this. I'm on my death bed, and someone (probably a nurse let's be real) is leaning over me. "Go now," she says. "But I have some final words," I whisper. "Yes dear?" the nurse asks. "I WILL NEVER FORGIVE OFFSPRING FOR FUCKING KILLING OFF PATRICK FUCKING REID," I scream, before I finally die.
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Picture this. I'm on my death bed, and someone (probably a nurse let's be real) is leaning over me. "Go now," she says. "But I have some final words," I whisper. "Yes dear?" the nurse asks. "I WILL NEVER FORGIVE OFFSPRING FOR FUCKING KILLING OFF PATRICK FUCKING REID," I scream, before I finally die.

Oh yes sweetie, you better believe I am going there. It's been nearly FOUR years since the moment Australia had its collective heart viciously torn out, thrown out a window, run over by a car (TRIGGERED), and smudged on the road.

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This is literally me right now. I am not joking.

It's still so raw.
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It's still so raw.

So you probably haven't even forgotten the most tragic moment in modern Australian TV, but let's go there. Patrick and Nina... they had a dramatic relationship, but things were looking up.

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They just LOVED each other so much, OK?

Nina found out she was pregnant, and the two were really making things work out.

(Oh yeah, refresher for anyone new here, Nina and Patrick are doctors... well she's an obstetrician and he's a anesthetist.)
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(Oh yeah, refresher for anyone new here, Nina and Patrick are doctors... well she's an obstetrician and he's a anesthetist.)

There was drama of COURSE. Like the time they hadn't felt the baby kick in days and Patrick was freaking out, because he and his ex had lost a child previously.

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But then everything was OK, and they were HAPPY. Just so happy.

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So, it was Nina's baby shower. Patrick was casually walking across a road in Melbourne, looking all handsome when he was knocked down by a car.

But he was fine! He hit his head a little but he got up, checked out the little sore on his arm, and sat in the gutter to call Nina, his one true love!
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But he was fine! He hit his head a little but he got up, checked out the little sore on his arm, and sat in the gutter to call Nina, his one true love!

Patrick was chill AF, even though and Nina was pretty concerned. But he just cracked a smile, nothing to see here, thank you very much.

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They get in the car, and talk about their baby and all things beautiful. BUT THEN, Patrick started slurring his words and passed out.

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My hands are shaking.

Nina was like "Oh shit," and drove him to the hospital while propping his head up and keeping him talking, because she is basically Wonder Woman.

I'm choking.
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I'm choking.

Patrick was RUSHED into Emergency.

I'm drinking my own tears.
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I'm drinking my own tears.

By this stage, all of Australia was breathing into a brown paper bag. I know this for a fact.

Nina sat there all pregnant and worried, and I lit candles around Patrick's framed picture, praying to the higher powers.
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Nina sat there all pregnant and worried, and I lit candles around Patrick's framed picture, praying to the higher powers.

A doctor came out and spoke some mumbo-jumbo shit that didn't make sense to the average person (me), but Nina seemed to understand.

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I've started dry-retching.

As it turned out, Patrick was not OK. He was NOT OK. In fact... he was only being kept alive by machines. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Yep, Offspring DID THAT. They callously killed off the love of NINA'S LIFE.

I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart approximately one million times.

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And then everything was sad and heartbreaking, and day-dreamer Nina imagined Patrick wherever she went. Like when she talked to him, right there, as he met baby Zoe.

My heart is splitting in two, this is honestly so cruel.
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My heart is splitting in two, this is honestly so cruel.

I mean, as if you're NOT sobbing your heart out right now.

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And I guess... well things haven't really ever been the same since.

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Watch the scene and sob along with me here.