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This Is For Everyone Who Will Never Be Over Patrick's Death On "Offspring"

I'll be ugly crying for the rest of my life.

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Hi, welcome. I just really need a minute of your time, to talk about a TV moment I will 100% never, ever recover from.

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Picture this. I'm on my death bed, and someone (probably a nurse let's be real) is leaning over me. "Go now," she says. "But I have some final words," I whisper. "Yes dear?" the nurse asks. "I WILL NEVER FORGIVE OFFSPRING FOR FUCKING KILLING OFF PATRICK FUCKING REID," I scream, before I finally die.

Oh yes sweetie, you better believe I am going there. It's been nearly FOUR years since the moment Australia had its collective heart viciously torn out, thrown out a window, run over by a car (TRIGGERED), and smudged on the road.

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So you probably haven't even forgotten the most tragic moment in modern Australian TV, but let's go there. Patrick and Nina... they had a dramatic relationship, but things were looking up.

Nina found out she was pregnant, and the two were really making things work out.

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(Oh yeah, refresher for anyone new here, Nina and Patrick are doctors... well she's an obstetrician and he's a anesthetist.)

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So, it was Nina's baby shower. Patrick was casually walking across a road in Melbourne, looking all handsome when he was knocked down by a car.

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But he was fine! He hit his head a little but he got up, checked out the little sore on his arm, and sat in the gutter to call Nina, his one true love!

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By this stage, all of Australia was breathing into a brown paper bag. I know this for a fact.

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Nina sat there all pregnant and worried, and I lit candles around Patrick's framed picture, praying to the higher powers.

And then everything was sad and heartbreaking, and day-dreamer Nina imagined Patrick wherever she went. Like when she talked to him, right there, as he met baby Zoe.

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