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    Posted on 27 Oct 2017

    45 Tweets About This Season Of "The Bachelorette" That Are Better Than The Show

    Sure, the show is fine, but the tweets are better.

    1.

    No dumb boy is funny enough for Sophie Monk cancel the show #BacheloretteAU

    2.

    All this show does is remind me how hilariously bad straight men are #thebacheloretteau

    3.

    #BacheloretteAU cast: James! Lukey! Blake! Mac! Sammy! Harry! Bretto! Hayden! Ryan! Jarrod! That guy! The other one… https://t.co/QmuJPvOCH3

    4.

    HUGE twist in this season of #BacheloretteAU - there are no rose ceremonies, Ryan just slowly murders the other blokes one by one.

    5.

    THEY FINALLY ATE THE GODDAMN CHEESE! Yes Sophie! #BacheloretteAU

    6.

    Offical new Australian Flag design submission #BacheloretteAU #TheBacheloretteAU

    7.

    Jarrod really is the Jora Mormont of the #BacheloretteAU

    8.

    Osher walks in on Jarrod #BacheloretteAU

    9.

    Apollo: exists Sun: shines Woodland creatures: gather in awe Angel choir: four part harmony #BacheloretteAU

    10.

    They're talking about Sophie like she's wifi. "I have a connection", "Did you get a connection?" #BacheloretteAU

    11.

    This looks like the terrible all make a Cappella group you hire when the good one is already booked… https://t.co/SIKDjdXjE6

    12.

    Osher: Jarrod, your word is army. Jarrod: I-L-O-V-E-S-O-P-H-I-E #BacheloretteAU

    13.

    This show makes me so confused about why I’ve ever deliberately chosen to date straight men #BacheloretteAU

    14.

    Do you choose the man who pissed in a plant or the man who is raging about it. Tough choice men are good #bacheloretteau

    15.

    JARROD: who pissed in my pot plant BLAKE: #bacheloretteAU

    16.

    No man in history has ever looked so angry and murderous while wearing a giraffe onesie #bacheloretteAU

    17.

    That sound you can hear is just Australia's ovaries all rupturing in unison. #BacheloretteAU

    18.

    "You have so many qualities I look for." "Oh yeah? What are they?" "So many. All of the qualities. The ones I look for." #BacheloretteAU

    19.

    There are not enough underpants in the world for this photo. #BacheloretteAU

    20.

    Sam has to wear a snapback cap so it’s easy adjustable the more his ego grows #BacheloretteAU

    21.

    Jarrod is the human equivalent of someone liking your 87 week old Instagram post and comment with a winky face ever… https://t.co/ejtqXN0LHv

    22.

    Tbh Blake seems like the kinda guy who thinks the female orgasm is a myth #BacheloretteAU

    23.

    #BacheloretteAU these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder

    24.

    James if it’s any consolation 90% of my timeline will root you. #BacheloretteAU

    25.

    When you're about to get murdered but you still wanna look chic... #BacheloretteAU

    26.

    I’m a lesbian who has never wanted kids & yet Apollo makes my ovaries vibrate. How on earth can Sophie not choose him?! #BacheloretteAU

    27.

    That face when you realize you probably should have just given James a rose #BacheloretteAU

    28.

    I thought Chris Lilley wasn’t doing characters anymore #TheBacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU

    29.

    #bacheloretteau Tell Sophie you pissed on jarrod's plant

    30.

    Sophie: "What's your plan career wise?" Apollo: "Well, there's this show called The Bachelor that starts in July 2018...." #BacheloretteAU

    31.

    Who will she CHOOSE?! A man worth half a billion dollars or a terrifyingly possessive giraffe who somehow sunburns indoors #BacheloretteAU

    32.

    James and Apollo are watching the #BacheloretteAU finale together and if you'll excuse me I need to wring out my un… https://t.co/7tLnRCy5d2

    33.

    I feel like this season of #BacheloretteAU is the first realistic TV representation of the hetero dating pool.

    34.

    "I haven't been this happy in 20 years. Maybe ever". His kids: #BacheloretteAU

    35.

    HE’S CHEATING ON ME WITH ANOTHER PLANT!! I WAS LEFT AT THE AIRPORT FOR THIS COLOURFUL THING I’M HURT #BacheloretteAU

    36.

    here is my #BacheloretteAU pro and con list for Stu and Jarrod

    37.

    Sydney must be full of 5/10s if Stu is considered THE playboy #BacheloretteAU 😂😂😂😂

    38.

    "It was me. I pissed in your pot plant" #BacheloretteAU

    39.

    God I hope she tells them both to piss off and runs away with a cocktail waitress. #BacheloretteAU

    40.

    Jarrod ten minutes from now #bacheloretteau

    41.

    Everybody put your pot plants out for Jarod tonight #BacheloretteAU

    42.

    If #bacheloretteau accomplished nothing else, at least it reminded me how happy I am to be single.

    43.

    Stu’s Phone right now... #BacheloretteAU

    44.

    It’s so heartwarming to know that white male millionaires in their late 40s can still sometimes find love. #BacheloretteAU

    45.

    Well done Sophie...you've come on this show to meet guys you wouldn't ordinarily meet and picked the guy you'd already met #BacheloretteAU

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