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45 Tweets About This Season Of "The Bachelorette" That Are Better Than The Show

Sure, the show is fine, but the tweets are better.

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No dumb boy is funny enough for Sophie Monk cancel the show #BacheloretteAU

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All this show does is remind me how hilariously bad straight men are #thebacheloretteau

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#BacheloretteAU cast: James! Lukey! Blake! Mac! Sammy! Harry! Bretto! Hayden! Ryan! Jarrod! That guy! The other one… https://t.co/QmuJPvOCH3

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HUGE twist in this season of #BacheloretteAU - there are no rose ceremonies, Ryan just slowly murders the other blokes one by one.

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THEY FINALLY ATE THE GODDAMN CHEESE! Yes Sophie! #BacheloretteAU

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Offical new Australian Flag design submission #BacheloretteAU #TheBacheloretteAU

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Jarrod really is the Jora Mormont of the #BacheloretteAU

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Osher walks in on Jarrod #BacheloretteAU

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Apollo: exists Sun: shines Woodland creatures: gather in awe Angel choir: four part harmony #BacheloretteAU

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They're talking about Sophie like she's wifi. "I have a connection", "Did you get a connection?" #BacheloretteAU

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This looks like the terrible all make a Cappella group you hire when the good one is already booked… https://t.co/SIKDjdXjE6

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Osher: Jarrod, your word is army. Jarrod: I-L-O-V-E-S-O-P-H-I-E #BacheloretteAU

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This show makes me so confused about why I’ve ever deliberately chosen to date straight men #BacheloretteAU

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Do you choose the man who pissed in a plant or the man who is raging about it. Tough choice men are good #bacheloretteau

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JARROD: who pissed in my pot plant BLAKE: #bacheloretteAU

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No man in history has ever looked so angry and murderous while wearing a giraffe onesie #bacheloretteAU

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That sound you can hear is just Australia's ovaries all rupturing in unison. #BacheloretteAU

18.

"You have so many qualities I look for." "Oh yeah? What are they?" "So many. All of the qualities. The ones I look for." #BacheloretteAU

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There are not enough underpants in the world for this photo. #BacheloretteAU

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Sam has to wear a snapback cap so it’s easy adjustable the more his ego grows #BacheloretteAU

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Jarrod is the human equivalent of someone liking your 87 week old Instagram post and comment with a winky face ever… https://t.co/ejtqXN0LHv

22.

Tbh Blake seems like the kinda guy who thinks the female orgasm is a myth #BacheloretteAU

23.

#BacheloretteAU these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder

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James if it’s any consolation 90% of my timeline will root you. #BacheloretteAU

25.

When you're about to get murdered but you still wanna look chic... #BacheloretteAU

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I’m a lesbian who has never wanted kids & yet Apollo makes my ovaries vibrate. How on earth can Sophie not choose him?! #BacheloretteAU

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That face when you realize you probably should have just given James a rose #BacheloretteAU

28.

I thought Chris Lilley wasn’t doing characters anymore #TheBacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU

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#bacheloretteau Tell Sophie you pissed on jarrod's plant

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Sophie: "What's your plan career wise?" Apollo: "Well, there's this show called The Bachelor that starts in July 2018...." #BacheloretteAU

31.

Who will she CHOOSE?! A man worth half a billion dollars or a terrifyingly possessive giraffe who somehow sunburns indoors #BacheloretteAU

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James and Apollo are watching the #BacheloretteAU finale together and if you'll excuse me I need to wring out my un… https://t.co/7tLnRCy5d2

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I feel like this season of #BacheloretteAU is the first realistic TV representation of the hetero dating pool.

34.

"I haven't been this happy in 20 years. Maybe ever". His kids: #BacheloretteAU

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HE’S CHEATING ON ME WITH ANOTHER PLANT!! I WAS LEFT AT THE AIRPORT FOR THIS COLOURFUL THING I’M HURT #BacheloretteAU

36.

here is my #BacheloretteAU pro and con list for Stu and Jarrod

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Sydney must be full of 5/10s if Stu is considered THE playboy #BacheloretteAU 😂😂😂😂

38.

"It was me. I pissed in your pot plant" #BacheloretteAU

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God I hope she tells them both to piss off and runs away with a cocktail waitress. #BacheloretteAU

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Jarrod ten minutes from now #bacheloretteau

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Everybody put your pot plants out for Jarod tonight #BacheloretteAU

42.

If #bacheloretteau accomplished nothing else, at least it reminded me how happy I am to be single.

43.

Stu’s Phone right now... #BacheloretteAU

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It’s so heartwarming to know that white male millionaires in their late 40s can still sometimes find love. #BacheloretteAU

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Well done Sophie...you've come on this show to meet guys you wouldn't ordinarily meet and picked the guy you'd already met #BacheloretteAU

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