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So much, but so little has changed.
Of course bloody Alf Stewart was at the school because one of his many grandkids had detention. So an explosion goes off in the science labs, and Alf and his daughter Roo get stuck. (Her name is legit Roo.)
Roo's mother is not Ailsa FYI, it's Martha. I don't know how many wives Alf has had, but I know that makes it at least two, because I've learned basic maths. Roo is not happy, Jan, not happy at all. Except Alf kinda goes into some cardiac arrest, so Roo is all "what d'ya mean mum's alive?!" and Alf is all "gujbnjbjbb, goodbye cruel world."
Apparently Martha faked her own death then later wrote to Alf being like "lol, sike, jokes on you, I was just sick of being a wife and mother!". I'd say that's relatable, but I am neither of those things.
Roo leaves to go live in a hotel, where Marilyn eventually finds her. "How did you find me?!", Roo asks, astounded. Roo, pls, there's gotta be like two hotels in Summer Bay, c'mon now.
Finally, some old lingo I can understand. You can tell he's a River Boy, because it keeps showing a promo of him doing up his police shirt over his "live, love, laugh" tattoo or whatever their stupid motto is.
Kidding. It's "Blood and Sand". I've also got one, but I'm not telling you where.
Sam Frost was in the other car that crashed into preggo cop who died. Anyway, as it turned out she was running away from a horrible ex. Lol, no, not Blake Garvey!!! You're so bad.
No, Sam Frost's character was running away from a stalker. A new stalker that is, not one who is disguised as a nurse named Zoe. So she's taking out an AVO on him.
Sam Frost is not doing a bad acting job by any means, it's just weird to see her on something that isn't a Network 10 dating show.
I do not recall their names.
He's super mad and stomps off to go sleep in the bait shop, while she slides down the shower wall crying, until Irene finds her and says things like, "oh GAWD, love, no, please stop."
They find out the cancer hasn't spread, but it's aggressive so she needs to undertake chemo as soon as possible. "Let's start it right now," she nods firmly, while her husband looks at her confused. "Are you sure???" he asks. He's very bewildered by the fact his wife wants chemo to kill the cancer. What a confusing situation! Who ever would have thought!
The kids later join them in the chemo room, where everyone's super impressed as to how well the mother is taking her first treatment. "I'm going to BEAT this," she smiles triumphantly, while they're all "yas queen, OK, let's go back to UNO!"
Eventually the mother thinks she's gonna vom, and like all good hospitals, there was nothing placed next to her during chemo treatment. As she gets up to find somewhere to throw up, she faints instead. Her kids are freaking out like, "WTF, she was doing so well?! IS THE CHEMO MAKING HER SICK OR SOMETHING?! WHAT IS THIS MYSTERY?? SHE MUST BE ALLERGIC?????"
None of these morons clearly know how chemo works.
"What is he doing?! She is nothing like me!", she screams to one of their mutual friends. Probably the point, doll. Let's just say if you've cheated on someone, chances are they're not gonna go looking for someone exactly like you again.
No, not Marilyn and Irene, lmao! You're so naughty.
Some guy with ridiculous biceps helps her out, while staring at her with googly-eyes. "I'm not a yoga kind of girl," Frosty beams, while delicately punching the bag, looking exactly like a "yoga kind of girl".
Why are these caravans still so easy to break into? Does no one lock their doors in Summer Bay, even after all the years of stalkers, murderers, River Boys, and fuck knows what else?
Luckily, Leah has been in this situation at least 77 times before. She orders a pizza with a "SOS" message. The dude that used to be addicted to meth is all like, "This is weird" and calls Leah to see if she wants garlic bread. Stalker man is like "ffs yes, we'll take some garlic bread", and this is a sign for former meth-addict turned pizza man to send the police over.
Sam Frost's ovaries explode! The day is saved!
That'll be sure to fix things!
These are the questions that will keep me up at night.
Until next time, comrades.