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31 Tweets That Accurately Sum Up This Season Of "Survivor"

"How is it that Jericho's beautiful rambling analogies always seem to end in sudden, brutal death."

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I hope Peter’s flashback is this. #SurvivorAU

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To the wardrobe department at @Survivor_AU, thank you for putting LaPags in these light coloured shirts. #survivorau

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This challenge was basically just a wet tshirt competition and the winner was Jonathan #SurvivorAU

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Me, trying to get a good look at Jonathan's abs under that shirt #SurvivorAU

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you vs the guy he tells you not to worry about #survivorAU

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When Mark gets angry I question my sexuality...😳 #SurvivorAU

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Producers: this #SurvivorAU Super Idol is amazing and no one could possibly play it poorly and pointlessly! Ziggy: "Hold my beer"

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"Hi, I'm Locky. Do you want to team up with me under my rules so I can vote you out next week?" #SurvivorAU

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Us waiting for locky to bare it all 👀 #SurvivorAU

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“i spend 1/3 of my life in hotels and the other 1/3 on planes” can someone please teach jericho maths #SurvivorAU

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*everyone at tribal bringing up valid points and strategies* Jericho: #SurvivorAU

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Everyone listening to Jericho's metaphors. Including Jericho. #SurvivorAU

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How is it that Jericho's beautiful rambling analogies always seem to end in sudden, brutal death. ☠️ #SurvivorAU

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Jericho and the Cookies is possibly the greatest duo in Survivor history. #SurvivorAU

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#SurvivorAU Annaleise : "Sarah's someone I wanna go far with" Me:

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How I'm dealing with Luke's departure #SurvivorAU

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What Ziggy is thinking about Tara right now #SurvivorAU

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Visual representation of Michelle during every damn immunity challenge. #SurvivorAU

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The jury when they realised Michelle, the worst challenge performer of the season, won a car #SurvivorAU

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"I can't believe we are sitting here" -Michelle, "Neither can we"- everyone #SurvivorAU

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#SurvivorAU writer figuring out new ways to not vote people off: "What if we vote out people who have already been… https://t.co/B0G305GHSD

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God imagine how shit it would feel to be voted off the losers bench too #SurvivorAU

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I guess we’ve seen the end of Locky #SurvivorAU

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I just want someone to look at me the way that Jericho looks at Luke #SurvivorAU

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Sarah: “All girl alliance add Pete minus Tara” 😂😂 It’s kinda like ordering a vegetarian pizza minus the veggies and add meat. 😂 #SurvivorAU

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Tara’s kid: how many challenges have u won Mum? Tara: its so good to see u. Tara’s husband: how many? Tara: so good to see u too #SurvivorAU

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if i was on survivor i'd be SO disappointed if anything but my dog came running up on the beach during family visits #SurvivorAU

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Me trying to trust anyone ever again after watching @Survivor_AU #SurvivorAU